Do you wanna know 15 ways to be annoying?!
Question: I got this from the Comedy Central Jokes website.
15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will take until your free refills cost money.
2) If paged, wait until midnight to answer the call.
3) Construct an elaborate display of ropes in your backyard and tell your neighbors that you're a ''spider person.''
4) When attending a movie you've already seen, yell out: ''Don't let him in! He's the killer!''
5. When buying a goldfish at a pet store, ask the salesperson how often you should walk it.
6) When in a crowded elevator, say loudly: ''I hope I fixed it this time.''
7) Beep when a large person backs up.
8) Look around suspiciously in public and tell onlookers about the ''little men.''
9) Insist on making inanimate objects ''dance''
10) Occasionally talk into your hand in public.
11) Carry a duffel bag onto an elevator, wait until it's full, then ask if anyone knows how to disarm a bomb in less than 19 seconds.
12) When stopped at a traffic light during rush hour, claw desperately at the roof of the car.
13) Insist that someone accompany you to the public rest room because of Henry, the toilet monster.
14) While carpooling, make swervy turns while imitating crash noises.
15) Insist that life is ''one big musical,'' then try to prove your theory by randomly breaking out into song in public.
Answers: I got this from the Comedy Central Jokes website.
15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will take until your free refills cost money.
2) If paged, wait until midnight to answer the call.
3) Construct an elaborate display of ropes in your backyard and tell your neighbors that you're a ''spider person.''
4) When attending a movie you've already seen, yell out: ''Don't let him in! He's the killer!''
5. When buying a goldfish at a pet store, ask the salesperson how often you should walk it.
6) When in a crowded elevator, say loudly: ''I hope I fixed it this time.''
7) Beep when a large person backs up.
8) Look around suspiciously in public and tell onlookers about the ''little men.''
9) Insist on making inanimate objects ''dance''
10) Occasionally talk into your hand in public.
11) Carry a duffel bag onto an elevator, wait until it's full, then ask if anyone knows how to disarm a bomb in less than 19 seconds.
12) When stopped at a traffic light during rush hour, claw desperately at the roof of the car.
13) Insist that someone accompany you to the public rest room because of Henry, the toilet monster.
14) While carpooling, make swervy turns while imitating crash noises.
15) Insist that life is ''one big musical,'' then try to prove your theory by randomly breaking out into song in public.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, a sk If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf in The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggled Diamonds".
7. don't use any punctuation
8. As Often as Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
9. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
10. Specify That Your Drive-through Order is "To Go".
11. Sing Along at the Opera.
12. Go To a Poetry Recital and Ask Why Don't the Poems Rhyme?
13. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
14. Five Days in Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not in the Mood.
15. Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
16. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
17. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running Towards the Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
18. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due to the Economy, We Are Going to Have to Let One of You Go."
nice:) that adds on to my 30 ways. i try to do every single one at least once a day. tanxxx
16. post long questions with no question.
wow! I never knoew there was so many
nice, heard them b4, but funny. perhaps u should put them in jokes and riddles.....
lol-
rofl!! haha, wow, that is soooo cool....claw at the roof....hehe
Oh! I thought this question was about ME!
Of course, I always think that.
Prepare to be annoyed again, ok?
gosh. I got to have another beer after the first question. I'll be back. :)
ok
16) that was the most annoying thing to read..thanks tho.
OH MY GOSH I LOVE THAT KIND OF STUFF!!! I love reading those on bored.com! I like the public bathroom edition the best ;)
Those were great.
lol
XD
i love annoying people... they hate me because of that... but i don't care... i just love it..
i love no.8 loll...crazyy
I'm definitely going to do 13 next ime I go somewhere with my friends
Hey I do all those things. Ha ha ha!! Very funny.
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