What the hell are these Trolls?!?!


Question: This is a copy of their manual.
How to be a troll
1) Figure out who's in charge.

This is usually the toughest part, because it requires reading and paying attention and other skills usually only possessed by homos and losers. It all depends on what you are trying to troll. Usually, whoever people talk about the most are in charge. So you have to listen.
2) Hit them with the most vile insults your sloping forehead and pea-sized brain can manage.

It's okay if you don't normally speak the language of your target(s) - they will be impressed by your attempted use of their native tongue. Note how enthusiastically they gibber back at you in their crazy moon language

3) Repeat until boring

YOU MUST NOT STOP. Remember, you're making these nerds' lives more interesting. They would all be sitting around, talking about nerdy stuff on their computers and not getting laid, if it weren't for you. Let them know that. Constantly. You can help these people. You are better than them. You are a God.
If they try to get rid of you, it means you're winning. Find a way to return. Declare your superiority once you arrive. (Don't forget the capitals and exclamation points!) Eventually they will admit defeat and make you their King, and shower you with gifts and money and naked chicks. It just takes time.


Answers: This is a copy of their manual.
How to be a troll
1) Figure out who's in charge.

This is usually the toughest part, because it requires reading and paying attention and other skills usually only possessed by homos and losers. It all depends on what you are trying to troll. Usually, whoever people talk about the most are in charge. So you have to listen.
2) Hit them with the most vile insults your sloping forehead and pea-sized brain can manage.

It's okay if you don't normally speak the language of your target(s) - they will be impressed by your attempted use of their native tongue. Note how enthusiastically they gibber back at you in their crazy moon language

3) Repeat until boring

YOU MUST NOT STOP. Remember, you're making these nerds' lives more interesting. They would all be sitting around, talking about nerdy stuff on their computers and not getting laid, if it weren't for you. Let them know that. Constantly. You can help these people. You are better than them. You are a God.
If they try to get rid of you, it means you're winning. Find a way to return. Declare your superiority once you arrive. (Don't forget the capitals and exclamation points!) Eventually they will admit defeat and make you their King, and shower you with gifts and money and naked chicks. It just takes time.

someone who deliberately winds people up with either their questions or answers

3'4 , green eyed, pathetic, sad, lonely , silly people who like to report others for having a life!!!

someone who intentionally and persistently posts inflammatory messages about sensitive topics to bait users into responding or provoke a confrontation. They persistently misuse product features such as the ratings system to negatively target others.

sad, lonely people!

Oh no! I've been EXPOSED for the 3rd time. Good detective work 4udeska. . .

Risa is correct. She described them well.

ugly things that live under bridges and eat goats,
and people on here who give thumbs downs

people who purposfully give thumbs down to people so we give them the only attention theyve ever had.

people with weird pref's to report and wind the others up

Hi trolls are people on the internet who try to wind other people up with there questions/answers, Thumb people down even if there answer is really good and they report people's questions and send nasty emails.



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