If I said that you were full of it... would you pop yourself?!
Question: Not "pop" as in "kill"... just squeeze yourself really hard 'til all the crap oozes out.
Answers: Not "pop" as in "kill"... just squeeze yourself really hard 'til all the crap oozes out.
Yep. Nothing left of me but a deflated, greasy sack and a bit of yellowish hairy bits. Maybe a glutinous mass of green and purple pussy stuff lying steaming by the door. Gone babies. The Deputy is no longer full of that stuff the monkey left on the log. (banana skins).
Yep!
probably not....
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more poop myself
No,that sounds kinda gross.
Yep, I'd squat over you.
no
um why do you ask stupid questions?
No I wouldnt.
Probably. I get pretty constipated sometimes looking at posts like this.
No I would probably 'pop' you....
probably not
No.
Now I can't eat lunch.
Thanks, buddy.
No. I dont have crap in me
sure
Even on a low day I am full of BS and I will gladly spread it out for you, doll.
Not squeeze...but take a kind, gentle laxative such as Correctol. : )
I'd hoist myself up into a tree like a pinata and let you all take turns hitting me with a broomstick.
huh?
No.........I would probably agree and break out into laughter that rings tears to my eyes!
push both my ears inward and see what comes out.
Can I use a warm compress first? That helps ensure a satisfying popping noise.
Like a balloon?
What fun would that be? Inflated balloons are much more fun than deflated ones.
No, I don't want to go flying around the room, I'd make a mess... Besides, I like giving others a hard time. ^.^
yes. i'll do it by your front door.
Boy! (LMAO on Tublet's answer...)
Would THAT be the biggest "most obvious" statement anybody could ever make...
Might as point out that the sky is bl...brown...(um...nevermind...maybe that wasn't the best analogy...)
I'd take proactive. popping leaves scars.
no, too late I just got done doing that.
now what makes you think i'm full of crap...i'm innocent..i was nowhere near that litter box...honest