What is your first thought when....?!
Question: you see yourself naked in the mirror?
Answers: you see yourself naked in the mirror?
I wus liek OMIGAD i look so thick n pretti, i cudn't believe wut i wus seein, a BBW that has all the rite lumps, the widets hipsss n the rite smile.
ever1wants 2 git a slice of dis sexc, n once I saw wat I wus liek omigad i want sum 2 n i whippeddd out the jack rabbbit n dug through mi thick bush n had a got a tasti of mi own sexc, it wus scrumpcious like dat OreO shake @ jack in mi box.
how you doin :)
didn't i put a cloth over that?
laughing too much to think
Sometimes wonder how I ended up with a sexy, beautiful wife...I'm not rich, but then again I have been told many times that I am hilarious.
jelly belly and wibbly bum
im a stunner, lucky i married young
Who the crap is THAT?!?!
Not Bad,...... three kids...i thought they would have don't more damage!! lol
not bad at all.
OH MY GOD, ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HOLY CH*T
where did that seacow come from?
OMG what's that? Oh Sh*t, it's me!
have you grown??
Good boobs!
(I ignore the rest)
The Holocaust
idk.....idk....=)
feel grateful to be who i am
I'd **** me.....
I look better than I did, I need to lose a few more pounds....
60 pounds and losing! YAY!
Could be better
yuk..grose..felling ill
Put some clothes on....quick
oh wow...and i thought i was fat...