What's the most embarrassing thing your neighbor ever said to you?!


Question: I once had a neighbor who was a retired preacher that within a month of moving in asked me if I could close the windows at night because my wife's moaning was keeping he and his wife awake!
We soon found out that he tried to control all the neighbors, so my wife and I sat on our bed and yelled "moans" out the window around midnight!
Never had any requests after that....


Answers: I once had a neighbor who was a retired preacher that within a month of moving in asked me if I could close the windows at night because my wife's moaning was keeping he and his wife awake!
We soon found out that he tried to control all the neighbors, so my wife and I sat on our bed and yelled "moans" out the window around midnight!
Never had any requests after that....

I never had a neighbor tell me anything like that... haha!! (great story btw)

I do have a neighbor upstairs from me, and he is this older man, the night I moved into my my new place, I could not sleep... him and this woman were going at it in every single room! I had to transfer to the living room and bedroom back and forth, you get the idea. The next morning, he was coming down stairs and I was leaving my house and he asked me he kept me up at night, I told him yes, he was so embarrassed, he has not brought home a woman since haha!

no but that's pretty funny..LOL

my neighbors are too old to hear anything.

"what the fcuk are you doing?!" cos i was putting my hand through her gate to pet her dog, cos they used to keep the poor thing outside all the time. She was really rude. i was about 10 and i was quite shocked.

I had just moved to a 4plex apartment building, and met one of my neighbours. I invited her in, and we smoked weed, and were drinking beer with my roommate, when she said, "Please F@$K me." The room had that awkward silence.

i saw your brother naked on the roof

My neighbor asked for my phone number one time,and that really freaked me out because I'm 15 and he's like 60.He has a wife.When he asked for my number,I was like "Pervert Alert!"

AAAAAAHHHH!!!

There was another incident where my family and i were living in an apartment,and the people that lived below us kept banging on the ceiling telling us to shut up.We were asleep and they were the ones blasting music all night.

Oh, good one! xD

My neighbour's a big sh!thead, so I don't even give them the chance of speaking to me.



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