If you were taking a shite and the only paper around was the ￡50 note in your po!
Question: No id get my dog to lick it clean
Answers: No id get my dog to lick it clean
no way !!!!
I dont know what a 50 note is but no. i would use like a sock and then throw it out or something. gross. lol.
Do you know how rare ￡50 notes are!
No I wouldn't!
nope use my fingers wipe them on the wall and wash my hands
or take the shirt off my back
nope
absolutely never!!!!!
Absolutely not.
By the way? Ew.
no way...50 quid isnt worth a clean ***
No, I wouldn't even be in that situation as I always check that there is loo roll before I go.
no i use my knickers and dump them...
Nope lol I don't know how I would improvise but I wouldn't use the ￡50
Not to clean my **** with.
are you kidding? do you know that in some cultures you only use paper for drying! you use water to cleanup the bulk and then paper to dry it out, so paper is not necessary at all if water is present.
No i'd use my sock, or pants
well... you could always clean it.. oh and you wont be holding it for long... i would feel sorry for the poor bastard that gets it after me
Hell yes!
no I'd scrape it with a 50 p first before I'd use a 50 pound note
With ￡50 you could probably find someone who'd be willing to wipe it for you!
Just hell no! lol
No I would scoot on the floor like dogs sometimes do. 50 quid's 50 quid mate.
no i would use the water comming out from when you flush it and use my hand to clean my a r s e still flushing and then wash my hands after ow wet a r s e hmmmmm air dry
I would rip out and use the inside of my pocket instead.
no way, i would find something else, anything, and just throw it in the bin.
WOULD I ECKERS LIKE i would wipe misel on mi underwear throw it away and go to the nearest shop and buy some more
No, I would make sure there is paper in the bog before taking a dump. (Been caught out before)
No!!!!!! Send me the sodding money! Use an old flannel or some kitchen roll !! And next time you go shopping, get the Huge pack of bog rolls - Or the Izal !! HA
No, I would use you're sleeve!!
no eww
No, as I generally have Angel poos so wipeage is minimal.
I would use it then wash it.....................................