What do i do my mother in law just threatened to stomp my *** and she is a huge !
Question: yeah i said something about her i shouldnt've and she overheard me on the phone...
i am in fear for my life. the wife is just as scared of her so i'm on my own here.
i am dead serious, ya'll might not see me again. what do i do?
Answers: yeah i said something about her i shouldnt've and she overheard me on the phone...
i am in fear for my life. the wife is just as scared of her so i'm on my own here.
i am dead serious, ya'll might not see me again. what do i do?
grab a frying pan and a metal spoon, beat it in her face when she comes after you, it'll make her head pang for an hour and run while she's recovering
just leave me your CD collection in the will!
just listen to the advertisements at the right:
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Give her feet a treat. Genuine Australian sheepskin footwear...
i'll hide you out,all ya gotta do is get to Alaska.
Restraining
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Hmm, buy her a peace offering. Maybe some chewing tobacco, or a ticket the a NASCAR race? Or perhaps get her some new bib overalls to wear with a baseball hat showing the name of a popular farm implement manufacturer.
fry something odd on a pig... like it's @ss or it's shins or it's spleen and take it to her as a peace offering... rednecks love fried pork.. no matter what part of the pig it is
Hell, if she can lift her leg that high, you're in trouble!
I can only suggest a warfarin casserole as a peace offering. ;o)
Be quick like a ninja.
Huge almost never means, "fast".
Face up love..tell her what yer feel..show no weakness people who threaten very rarely do.
you know me love..had some **** in my life and the only 2 people that did me said or threatened nothing.
you know yer stuff love...your going to be o.k
Get a frying pan and knock that crazy bit*ch over the head, maybe she will get amnesia and forget about everything..
But if not.. Then run away.
Head to Greene County Baby....
I will hide you!
Peace.
just get out there and get it over with .
NO you musnt fight fair . She much bigger so will need to take cheap shots . bite , scratch , you name it .
if possible , grab her hair right next to her forehead so you have control of her head and bring it down with you and kick the crap out of her head !!!!!
Thats what I always do and it works .
Your scared , Hell I am for you, but rather than worrying about it , just get it over with and try your best . It helps if you charge and scream !
Offer to hairstyle her mullet for her.
All you need: scissors and a comb.
get a big knife
When she charges you...throw Schlitz and bacon grease...that SHOULD distract her enough for you to escape!
Get away for a few days .
Are you by any chance married to my brother?........That sounds like someone I know......
Have a black person or a Mexican come live next door to you. That should have her attention focus elsewhere.
Load up that AK47 and take off the safety
Choose your next words very carefully.
Bi-polar people are scary...my ex is one of 'em.
the DR. nards aregreen Idea would work if it comes down to it.
just get out of their for afue days like rickster sead works two
good luck
Quick turn on Nascar, pop a garth brooks cd in in , open a bottle of beer and get her a bag of cookies
Before she kills you, please answer my question:
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