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Question: eat without making noises! It drives me insane!

My colleague is eating a sandwich right now and the "horse chewing grass" noise she is making is turning my stomach.

Should i shoot her now or put some arsenic in her dinner tomorrow?


Answers: eat without making noises! It drives me insane!

My colleague is eating a sandwich right now and the "horse chewing grass" noise she is making is turning my stomach.

Should i shoot her now or put some arsenic in her dinner tomorrow?

For the sake of your own sanity, and to do her a favour, you must shoot her now.

Tell the judge I told you to. They will accept that, it will be fine. Honestly, I will get you off........

because they were born in a barn

lol,just tell her to close her mouth.

I only make noises when I'm eating at the "Y"

Just tell her to eat quietly

OMG- I know how you feel. I feel EXACTLY the same!!!
It bugs me soo much, and its worse with gum!!!EWWW
Makes me feel sooo irritated!!
You just feel like taking the sandwich/or w.e they are eating and throwing it in the bin..!

just tell her to shut up....

tell her to shut up

Arsenic. It's less conspicuous.

she might have fake teeth

I used to eat lunch with this girl Kerry she was gross the way she eat woof woof and she would eat jello and it would sound like she was chewing on rocks she is gross and looks like a lizard does the woman your eating lunch with look like a lizard? Maybe it is just the lizard people and ones with dentures


good luck

Because they mix with pets animals so they become one of them. Don't do evil thing "arsenic"

I have lung disease and a swallowing defection...so, please do not eat near me in case I choke.

Arsenic, definitely...I love my daughter more than my own life, but I tell you, her eating drives me nuts, and she doesn't even chew like a cow!!! It just annoys the poo out of me...

I kinda enjoy hearing those noises - they make me laugh.

it's not always because of bad manners that this happens , my son was born with very large adenoids and was unable to breath through his nose at all, so to eat was difficult with out noise he didn't have them out till he was 5 so the pattern was set, if he is told to eat quiet he will but he finds it difficult to keep it up, and a lot of people have some sort of problem these days with sinuses that causes dificulty when eating ..

my dad does the same thing.. so i just stopped eating around him unless we're in a restaurant or if its a special occasion.

move to another area so as not to hear her

if they have a good looking body then do it tomorrow if not you pick what you think is best just know you'll have help any way you do it lol

I feel your pain...!
I do not know why people (failing illness of some sort) are unable to chew with their MOUTH CLOSED.
Poison her kibble. }:>

Offer her a Nose bag to see if she takes the hint.

Never sit next to me when i eat lol.....I got my jaw busted one time and its fine now....however....when i eat my jaw clicks quite a bit lol!



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