I have recently spotted and documented....?!
Question: ...the existence of a rare species of human, known as the CHIGUNKLE. This form of human has fat that blends into the areas of the Chin, Neck, Gut, *unt, Ankle, and Calf.
Should I report my findings to the Department of Natural Resources?
Answers: ...the existence of a rare species of human, known as the CHIGUNKLE. This form of human has fat that blends into the areas of the Chin, Neck, Gut, *unt, Ankle, and Calf.
Should I report my findings to the Department of Natural Resources?
I think the real name is Wildebeest and is found foraging on the plains of Africa. Some have gotten loose here and they are now over-breeding like rabbits. Be careful if you try to trap one, they can be easily lured with Fannie Mae candies but once trapped, they turn into vicious animals that will fight for every morsel of food.
hmm...they're gonna need a dead specimen to catalog. You sure you want to hunt such a creature..could be bigger than Bigfoot though..
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Yes, definitely...they are especially of rare form and something needs to be done.
mind your skinny business..let the fat girl do her thing..
this species is known to frequent pastry shops, and bicuit with gravy buffets. oly out.
It was probably somebody's pet. You may want to call someone before it breeds.
You found Aunt Jinny?
We've been looking everywhere for her!
Ever seen a lady with a beer gut?
Sorry Buk, but this is NOT a rare species.. this is 38.4% of our great Nation's population. Just not so common in slums and back alleys where you hang..
see Rosie O'Donnel or Hilary Clinton for poster children
Large Marge could make you big bucks Buk. Hurry and dial that number.
I think that's just a hippo ,buk...are you at the zoo ?
call the wildlife preservation center because they could be a threat to us
Go ahead.... they might compensate you for it!!
Before you do that, we should see if Homo sapiens can mate with them. Capture a female and I'll be right over. Just gotta splash on some Aqua Velva.
Did it have a big foot? You may have something there Bukaroo!
No, just throw it into the river with the 3 legged frogs
No, just tell em to come see me at my soap factory.
Um mm, maybe you should. Better catch a live specimen for them or you won't be believed. It sounds awful looking, kinda like a sumu wrestler. Only bigger. Ya, turn it over to the DNR for sure.
The Department of Natural Resources is aware of this phenomenon....that is where the phrase BBW was coined...For some reason BBM never caught on.
Some CHIGUNKLE is going to hunt you down and sit on you for that, Buk! That's wrong!!
Sandy :O)
Jesus christ! Is that what I married?
How did you know about the *unt. I know what you been doing.
I think you could very well fine one of those species anywhere..come get me for instance..i fit the chin and gut thing just fine..i think that report would be taken seriously . cause its called old age Buk..
WOW what a find! make sure you get the credit for finding this species
not to be confused with the GUNT
I doubt that's natural or a resource.
Can you quietly roll it into a rug and down the hill to the river,per chance?
Yes sure that's great but be careful not to lock you!
Sure, you might just get your name published somewhere beside a picture of a Chigungkle and an award for your effort. They are safe to have pictures with aren't they?