Message in a bottle?!


Question: what would your message in a bottle read? mine would say:
help me! i am drowning. (emotionally)
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who would you hope would find your message in a bottle?


Answers: what would your message in a bottle read? mine would say:
help me! i am drowning. (emotionally)
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who would you hope would find your message in a bottle?

Mine would say:

Dear Finder

I have been shipwrecked and stranded on this deserted Island. Please send Michelob Ultra Light and women.

Here is th milk bottle I borrowed.
I guess the person I borrowed it off!

Help me, I'm stranded on a tropical island, send a tv and some beer ASAP!

"I'm waiting for you" ...I hope a gorgeous young barechested man in Tahiti would find it and come make love to me all night long. =)

"hi, im looking for new friends! if you want to be my friend, contact me at ......".(secret!)
i hope people at another country found my bottle :)
or the person i really admire!

Please send money!!! A lot of money so I can get out of poverty row by paying off my credit cards!
I'd hope that a kind compassionate billionaire would find it!

mine would say i need money and id hope a rich person would find it

Mine would say:

If you are reading this, you are not illiterate!

Help, I'm stranded on an island inhabited by rational human beings and I'm bored to death.



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