Once we got past the security guard.....?!
Question: ....it was smooth sailing. Yidiot went right for Mrs. Marple and I headed for the cafeteria. I latched on to a blue-hair named Ethel and convinced her I was her brother. By noon, I had a full belly and a guaranteed seat at the Bingo table for the dinner session.
I wandered around near the medicine counter for awhile, mumbling about the pain in my leg and finally scored some Vicodan.
The pants came off at around 4PM for a table top two-step, and that's when Yidiot resurfaced with Mrs. Marple in tow and one hell of a buzz going.
The orderlies started getting suspicious, but a hit off the Carlos Rossi jug every now and then kept 'em quiet.
Ol' Man Moses had just woken up from his 6 hour nap and that's when we discovered Shizz hiding in his bathroom.
All bets were off, then. It was on like Donkey Kong.
Can anyone loan us a couple grand for bail money?
Answers: ....it was smooth sailing. Yidiot went right for Mrs. Marple and I headed for the cafeteria. I latched on to a blue-hair named Ethel and convinced her I was her brother. By noon, I had a full belly and a guaranteed seat at the Bingo table for the dinner session.
I wandered around near the medicine counter for awhile, mumbling about the pain in my leg and finally scored some Vicodan.
The pants came off at around 4PM for a table top two-step, and that's when Yidiot resurfaced with Mrs. Marple in tow and one hell of a buzz going.
The orderlies started getting suspicious, but a hit off the Carlos Rossi jug every now and then kept 'em quiet.
Ol' Man Moses had just woken up from his 6 hour nap and that's when we discovered Shizz hiding in his bathroom.
All bets were off, then. It was on like Donkey Kong.
Can anyone loan us a couple grand for bail money?
Meds and toothless woman....I tell ya Buk the nursing homes are where its at. I noticed a few new tattoo's on the gals they read Ho's for Mose
i am glad i saw the first part of the story from yidiot. or i could be very confused.
tell me where to wire the money! anything for you
in the future just stay away from the nursing homes. they have posted your pic and yidiots pic all over the place
why did the security guard strip search me? and moreover, why was he wearing coveralls? why was his office actually the janitors closet?
something's not righ....HEY!
Sure. But you have to shovel my driveway for like, a week. At least.
It might take me a bit to scrape some up, but anything for Shizz!
there will be a suitcase behind the trashcan I need you to be there at 2:30am tonight come alone
I will put 2 thousand in it
When you went in you should of popped the security guy over the head took his uniform and pretend to do security there. It works in every movie I saw
Edit: Until he wakes up gets back up and starts chasing you guys out on second thought don't listen to me
I'm good for that.
I'm assuming this is the same jail as all the other times I got you guys out. No problem.
i can spare a hundred. i pass the collection hat around for donations. can we use your cap
Sigh. You still haven't paid me back from the LAST time...two years ago.
Oh wait..no..that was you bailing me out..err..sorry about that.
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i KNEW when i read the first part of this story i should have said something about a get-away car!
but i started reading everyone else's posts and forgot about it.
i've got a little i can put in the hat when it gets passed.
OK. but this is absolutely the last time.
We got to watch you so close, some of us have actually been seen wandering in the street asking for your whenabout?
again..I am off and miss all the fun...grrrrrrrrr
pass the hat my way and I'll help you guys out. Anything for friends!
Sorry darlin no cash...but I do bake a mean pinapple upside down cake with a saw in it...
I don'ts have any bails moneys but I have a boot full ov kentucky flint, it's pretty much the same thing.
**rocking back and forth in the fetal position** I didn't see a thing....I didn't see a thing....
what's mine is yours.
I'm bringing over a nice chocolate cake.
I baked it myself. It's a...ehhem... special cake.
I saw this episode on House. Cuddy will bail you out but you'll have to put in some time at the free clinic.
you can always pull a neat "brinks" job big guy!!
i'll throw some in the hat...........again
i told you to let me get there and take care of that little security guy first, but no you wouldn't listen to me
Tell me where to send it to or if you want I can hand deliver it! We need to get you free for the next plan I am sure you have cooked up! Some people have all the fun! I hope you have it all on video!
I'll do it, but next time you have to invite me along for the fun!