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Question: ....my hat on fire, how long would it be until I felt it?
Taking into consideration the amount of tangled hair, random objects, and a large flea colony to help suppress the heat and flames.
Answers: ....my hat on fire, how long would it be until I felt it?
Taking into consideration the amount of tangled hair, random objects, and a large flea colony to help suppress the heat and flames.
I think your eyebrows would catch a spark and the sausage grease would combust in a flash, so you'd feel it almost immediately.
I would would guess approximately ten minutes.
The heat would be pretty much instantaneous. Give or take a couple of seconds.
mm .. i don't know .. but if you want to know try it..
lol .. just jowking!!
Exactly 1 minute and 0.4853493 seconds, regarding your hat as 5 cm2 in diameter and pi is 3.141592
The foul smell of burning hair would alert you before feeling it allowing you to submerge your head into a water source (such as a toilet or fish tank) and put out the flames.
A matter of minutes.
Depends on whether your hat has fire retard...ant in it's construction....hmmm
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I don't think the fire or the heat would reach your head, either it will burn out first, wind will blow it off or the flea colony will manage to put it out first.
Try it and see. Don't worry Buk I got my fire extinguisher ready to go. I'll put it out when I feel you've had enough.
feces are a form of manure ( which is highly flammable) so unfortunately you handsome homeless hottie your gonna burn at a higher than normal rate.
i would say about 30 sec.
with all that kindling up there is should burn very hot.
so try it and see if i'm right
The moment you burned your finger with the match but your head would take two minutes and then POOF.
seems you got a lot of insulation there.....
Also, please take into consideration how quickly oil burns...
It could go pretty quickly...
Peace.
What kind of hat? For instance, a ball cap may only take 2 or 3 minutes, where as a top hat would take up to 7 or 8 minutes. So what kind of hat would make a difference.
i love the sound of sizzling/popping fleas...
Well, the propellant used X the fuel=5 seconds!
Well, considering that your tobbagin started out white I think it's virtually fire-proof. Just don't breath on it.
The heat would be pretty much instantaneous. Give or take a couple of seconds.
Hmmmmm, this is a question for Mek the Firehead, let me go ask him...be right back.
when the colony of fleas move towards your beard and start a fire line. using small pieces of bread from your beard soaked in your spit to put the fire out
Enough time to grill 9 Cheeseburgers, 21 hot dogs and two dozen steaks, yeah I like that smokey dandruff flavor.
Well since fleas are survivors they would undoubtedly flee the area at the first sign of smoke, so you can count them out. The tangled hair an random objects however may buy you a few extra minutes though.
I expect to see the video on YouTube soon.
do you still masturbate into it? -that right there 'll buy you at least another ten minutes, i'd think.
Wow! There's a lot to consider there. Do the fleas have access to fire extinguishers, or did they install a sprinkler system in your hat? Are the random objects fire retardant/resistant? Is your hair coated with more than four days grease (grease fires are the worst, or so they say)? I need more info here.
Weeks.
You would inevitably suffer severe burns to your fingers and hands trying to put the flames out, so you'd probably have to get someone else to hold 'it' for you while you got the feeling back.
Why do you people use this poor guy as your avatar you are making light of the homeless that is just sick and unfeeling and heartless but to answer your question 30 or 40 second tops.
You'd never feel it. The radiation the has been building up under that hat for 2 plus years has given you an intolerance to pain. I do warn you though. The level of radiation that is present will cause another Chernobyl if you were to add fire to that radiation.
Like a flash fire ignited by flammable combustibles...*POOF*
Wick head man.
Long enough to toast a few marshmallows I'd recon.