How do you keep....?!
Question: ....this damn patch from filling with sweat and stinking?
Answers: ....this damn patch from filling with sweat and stinking?
Get it off your crotch and back on your eye!
you like it
Put it over the eye that's actually blind.
Super glue it to your face.
Spray it with febreeze! Does your eye sweat?
Patch guttering!
cigarette butts shoved up your nose will cure the stink problem, I don't know what to do about the sweat though.
aw Buk, that would take away from the real you
poke holes all over it.....let in the air.....
A little wood putty works on EVERYTHING!
Put chough drops in it so when it melts it will smell like cherry and feel good.
Ya didn't have to secure it with the silicone Buk. It really doesn't need to be waterproof..
And since when have you worried about sweat and stink...sheesh..
{moving up wind}
Keep it on your eye... I know it resembles a thong, but dont go there!
stick a sponge inside
You need to bat your eye really, really fast so it will dry like having a fan on in it. And the stink, just rub a little vicks on it so it will smell like a menthol drop and it will make your eye feel oh so cool.?
*jams a Glade Plug In in your ear*
There ye go.
well I have never blown an eye before , but for the right amount Im sure we can work something out.
Don't sweat it, Buk. A slight tang adds interest.
Use a tampon, tuck a string around each ear.
You're a crusty ole fella....it is part of the territory!
But we like you that way. It's part of your charm!
put a thirsty leech under there.
You can't Buk. If you want to be a pirate you got to be tough.
Just flip it over and wear it on the other eye for a while until it dries out. Simple~!
run a drainage straw from patch to your mouth and you can savor your eye socket drippings and keep in from filling up with the salty cocktail.
did your wife finally poke your eye out?
stop the heavy breathing,it gets inside the patch,especially when you snore,so take it off at night and give it a good wipe clean and let it dry.
Good to go in the morning mate ; )