What are 5 signs that santa got ran over by your significant other?!
Question: 5 santa is naked and penetrated.
4 there are taco bell sauce packets nearby.
3 he gave santa a douche haircut, like his own.
2 red paint chips.
1 thats all i got.
Answers: 5 santa is naked and penetrated.
4 there are taco bell sauce packets nearby.
3 he gave santa a douche haircut, like his own.
2 red paint chips.
1 thats all i got.
1. The Hyundai has a big dent in front that looks like it was left by a biiiiig round belly.
2. The front grill has wrapped presents embedded in it.
3. There's something round stuck in the bumper that looks like an extra traffic light, but feels vaguely fleshy...and has nostrils.
4. She quietly shuts off your kid's alarm clock and starts frantically surfing the Web to see if ToysRUs can FedEx a big last minute order.
5. You hear her calling Allstate wondering if sleigh collisions are part of comprehensive coverage.
Santa isn't real - So he would'nt
the presents i got were bloody
1. Your husband suddenly doesn't like Christmas
2. Significant other doesn't want to sing or play any Christmas songs
3. He suddenly shouts "Chris Kringle!" in the middle of his sleep
4. A bunch of reindeer are stalking the house
5. Last, but not least, your husband doesn't have the hots for Mrs Clause any more.
1. Size 16 shoeprint on his behind.
2. Cheetos in his beard.
3. Big belt buckle is missing.
4. Gift boxes are empty.
5. Sleigh is tricked out.
theres a dead santa in front of his house
he happens to find the letter i sent to santa
he got me a real reindeer
the last place santa was seen at is his house
he's saying sorry to all santa believers
1. Eight reindeer spread eagle all over the highway.
2. Treadmarks up Santa's back.
3. Toys from here to Kingdom Come.
4. Guy putting the sleigh on the roll back.
5. Unhappy children
1. Dent in the motorcycle
2. No presents on Christmas
3. Reindeer running for their lives
4. Dead guy in the bushes- large in size with a white beard
5. Your moving to another country where they don't believe in Santa
I have an UGLY OLD FAT MAN as a hood ornament