Woke up naked outside?!
Question: What would you do if you woke up to find yourself at school or work naked in the bathroom. How would you even think of escaping to find some clothes?
Answers: What would you do if you woke up to find yourself at school or work naked in the bathroom. How would you even think of escaping to find some clothes?
The first thing I would do is assess the situation. After I assessed enough that I am completely and totally screwed, I would try to make something up so that my wife did not accuse me of doing someone or something bad. The I would call my buddy and have him bring me some clothes and pretend it never happened. But by the blue ribbon tied around my, well, you know...I would know that something DID happen and I won FIRST PRIZE!!!
Tissue
I would work wonders with paper towels!!!!
Oh my gosh. Nightmare. I would.....wait till someone came along, I suppose and ask for help.
i would probably scream. laugh. or something.
then i would use toilet paper to make a dress ;)
howaboutyou?
I would wait for someone to come in and ask to us their phone.
My bathroom at work has an enclosed shower in it where I could hide until everyone left for the day.
it wouldn't happen......ever..........lol
First I would stop drinking, smoking, snorting or shooting up. Then I would stay in the stall and ask everyone who comes in if they have extra clothes they can loan me. Or just wait until everyone's gone and wrap myself in tissue and go home.
I don't know what I would think.
I would probably freak out because if I woke up naked anywhere in public it would be cause someone else drugged me or something. Lol.
I would just wait until someone came in so that I could borrow enough clothes to at least cover myself up... not underwear though. Lol.
I would STAY IN THE STALL, call my mom and tell her to BRING ME SOME CLOTHES. AFTER or DURING this situation, I'd wonder what I was doing back in school cause I haven't been in almost a year now. :)
Crawl out a window or wait in a stall until someone came in and politely ask if you could borrow their cell phone because some friends are playing a prank on you and they took all your clothes and you need to call dear mom to bring you some
toilet seats and paper towels are the newest fashion in London.?....er Id hide in a stall till somone came in...this is embaressing...and ask them for their cell phone. and if they actually do lend it to me id call for help.
After the obligatory round of cussing and wondering how do I get myself into these things? I'd grab as many paper towels or toilet paper as possible to cover my southern regions and look and wait for a quiet time to make a stealth-like escape. Maybe make an emergency call to my SO or friend to bring some clothes! Then hide or face the "music": ridicule, laughter, etc.
I work in a wharehouse that stocks some clothing items so I think I could pull it off.
borrow one of the guys jackets
it would go great with my heals
I would wait until someone came in, say what's up, then ask to borrow their cell phone and make a desperate call or text to the first person who could bring me some clothes.
Either that or just say F-it and walk back to my desk and do some work!