What are 5 signs that you watch way too much television?!


Question: 1. I solve problems only using dialogue from techno-thrillers and 1980's romantic comedies.

2. I discuss philosophical insight gained from adverts.

3. I pause after my smartass remarks to allow time for the laugh track in my head to fade out.

4. I preface bad news by humming a few notes in a minor key.

5. Even when I don't have access to TV, I instinctively know what shows are coming on at the top and bottom of every hour, and mention it to whoever I'm with.

6. When my boss is ragging me out, I'm just dying for a commercial break.


Answers: 1. I solve problems only using dialogue from techno-thrillers and 1980's romantic comedies.

2. I discuss philosophical insight gained from adverts.

3. I pause after my smartass remarks to allow time for the laugh track in my head to fade out.

4. I preface bad news by humming a few notes in a minor key.

5. Even when I don't have access to TV, I instinctively know what shows are coming on at the top and bottom of every hour, and mention it to whoever I'm with.

6. When my boss is ragging me out, I'm just dying for a commercial break.

watch movies everyday
watch the shows everyday
keep the tv on all the time i think
thats all i can think of

1. you get addicted into the dramas and start to imitate the way they talk and act
2. your eyes becomes worse
3. you believe that there's a happy ending to every real situation in life

too much TV are bad because:
1) will obsessed
2) Spoilt ur eyesight.
3) wasting time
4) wasting electricity
5) Learning bad.

1. You can recite the lines in multiple shows.
2. You can recite the commercials, word for word.
3. You watch pretty much anything that's on even though you have stuff to do.
4. You can't wait for commercials to start in order to pee.
5. You're constantly thinking about the shows you watched that day and even copy people in them.
5+. Your eyes constantly hurt if you're without the tellie.



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