It's my birthday today. What are all you P&Ser's giving a Martian?!
Question: I'm giving you a leash for your new dog. I'll bring it with me on my next trip to your home planet. Happy birthday and Happy Valentine's Day. You're a real love.
Answers: I'm giving you a leash for your new dog. I'll bring it with me on my next trip to your home planet. Happy birthday and Happy Valentine's Day. You're a real love.
Shhh, be very, very quiet, I hunting martians today....
Happy Happy Birthday Martian man.
Here's an answer to your question. Happy Birthday! Hope you liked it.
Happy birthday Marvin! I am sending you a cyber snog and a great big cream cake. Have fun and above all be badly behaved. x
Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Birthday...!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmmm I could offer some free tutoring Greek lessons...is that too lame?=D
P.S....Seems you forgot your p&s valentine...=(
A new laser gun. And some yummy food, what do martians eat any way?
Happy Birthday hun, I am sending you a Mars Bar and a star and a kiss x
Happy Birthday,,,Here's your present,,,I wanted to get you an alien joke but can't it in my data base,,,
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex.
Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak. She watched in awe for awhile.
Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion Jane came out into the open and offered herself to him.
As she reclined on the wild grass Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a big kick in the crotch.
In pain she screamed 'What the hell did you do that for!?'
Tarzan replied, 'Always check for squirrels.'
Brother, i gonna give you the most wanted things on earth is *bugs bunny*!. Hope you'll appriecate it.
Oh, I guess I can give you a star for it. After all you're from mars and I'm from Venus. Happy Vday to you.?
Happy B-Day great green one with the funny hat...
I give U the same thing I gave my probation officer...
Herpes....
Muahahahahaha
Mmmm... A kiss? LOL
P.s - How old are you?
Really? It's my sons birthday too. Yeah, every Valentines Day he gets to celebrate his birtday and some chocolate hearts. hehheheh
um and chocolate kisses. Thats what I give to martians, lots of chocolate kisses. *Mwah*
Happy Birthday Marvin! :) *gives you a basket of chocolates and sweets* Sorry I couldn't get you Bugs Bunny. Here's a star for your question and a hug. *hugs* ^-^
ooooo a Valentines baby!
for that I give you love!
Happy birthday, Marvin!! How old are you? Let's say 21, eh? Like my dad- he's been turning 21 for decades!! :p *Sends hugs and sloppy snogs* xxxxx
Hey!.. Happy Birthday Marv!!!
mine was the 10th..lol
I will give you a C.D. with al the latest "best Galactic bands"
I got it from a secret source living in the Andromeda region near the Pirelsa n885 constalation.
Enjoy!!
a plutonium active modulator. :D
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAL!
come here baby. moma's going to gve u a big fat, jucy kiss and by the way how old did u turn, cause that's how many times I'm gonna pull ur ear, or whatever earingdevice u have, 4 luck, I hoped u liked my present because I'm giving my heart with it ;;):P
hugs and kisses...
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxox!
Happy Birthday!!!!!
=]
umm how about a trip to the Black Hole!!!
lol yay!
A Uranium PU-36 special addition, and a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig hug!!