The Top 10 Reasons I went To work Today?!
Question: 1- I used up all my Welfare benefits
2- My mom is tired of my lazy butt not working and living at home at the age of 53
3-The boss is giving out free candy today
4-my laundry is caught up from last month so now I have something to wear
5- I smell real bad and I want to share the unpleasuable experience with everyone around me
6-Today the girl that sits across from me wears a dress every thursday and she doesnt wear panties this is a freebie
7-It pizza day at work, When are not looking Im gonna swipe a few slices and not get caught
8-Its valentines day so Im sure I'll get something for free But I'm Not contributing
9-I reall really hate my mom so thats a good enough reason to go to work
10- Nothings free unless you steal it so I may as well go in today, But I'll take tomorrow off in protest nonetheless
Answers: 1- I used up all my Welfare benefits
2- My mom is tired of my lazy butt not working and living at home at the age of 53
3-The boss is giving out free candy today
4-my laundry is caught up from last month so now I have something to wear
5- I smell real bad and I want to share the unpleasuable experience with everyone around me
6-Today the girl that sits across from me wears a dress every thursday and she doesnt wear panties this is a freebie
7-It pizza day at work, When are not looking Im gonna swipe a few slices and not get caught
8-Its valentines day so Im sure I'll get something for free But I'm Not contributing
9-I reall really hate my mom so thats a good enough reason to go to work
10- Nothings free unless you steal it so I may as well go in today, But I'll take tomorrow off in protest nonetheless
because it's a have to
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2. $
3. $
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5. $
6. $
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To pay bills
They said there would be beer
A hot chick at work today
AHHH CAN'T THINK OF ANY MORE
1) Because I have to
2) Because I need money
3) Because I didn't want to stay home bored all day
4) Because I need money
That's pretty much it...
#1- 10. $$ Money!! $$
It pays the bills, the rent, puts clothes on your back, puts food in your belly and keeps a roof over your head.
1. I'm saving "sick" days for emergencies.
2. It's above 0 today.
3. I have something halfway decent to wear.
4. My house is messy and I don't want to be there to see it.
5. The cats would bug me to feed them.
6. There's nothing on TV anyway.
7. I get to spend most of my day here anyway.
8. I don't have internet access at home and I need to hear The Mean Kitty song one more time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTel...
9. There might be more funny cat videos I haven't seen yet.
10. There's food here.
1. Mortgage
2. Mortgage
3. Saturn payment
4. Kia payment
5. WalMart Card
6. Phone bill
7. Electric bill
8. Water bill
9. basic cable bill
10. gas bill
11. trash collection
12. Visa
13. Mastercard
14. Ol' lady's Discover card
15 Insurance
16 Gas
17 groceries
sorry, got carried away.
Because the next day is Friday. And the next day is Saturday.. Watch this..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T-cCkJeo...
1) Because you wouldn't have the money to afford anything if you chose not to go
2) You were bored at home
3) To meet the person you are dating because he/ she is a co-worker of yours
4) You heard you 'd gain promotion
1)It's fun
2)for my health
3)I love my job
4)I make a lot of money
5)to keep my mind stimulated
6)to party
7)because my company provides free beer
8)my boss is a gorgeous woman
9) I get to ride around in the company Rolls Royce
10)My boss said if I go to work today, I'll get a million dollar bonus for working on Valentines Day!
Do you think this is all true?!
Reasons #1-10:
becuase I didn't have a rich mommy and daddy to leave me everything!