Funny act to ask a hooker to perform?!


Question: Be original, I gotta be the most bored person in Nor-Cal


Answers: Be original, I gotta be the most bored person in Nor-Cal

Instruct her to be my scantily clad shadow for the day. She would have to stand slightly askew and about two feet behind me at all times, mimicking my every movement. If I went into a location with no sunlight, she would have to drop down low, possibly crawl behind me, yelling "I AM NOT A SHADOW" in 15 second intervals.

Smear mustard over your titties and let me stick a hot dog in ya, and then scream HOT DOGS HOT DOGS COME GET YER HOT DOGS

Will please you sing Devo's song "Whip It" during sex while wearing that red hat thing?

to be a lady!

Vacuum my house,while whistling the theme from Rocky.

Wild gorilla mattress antics.

Ask her to cook you eggs. I'm sure the crack w.... doesn't know how to do that.

to suck your nose?

lol i dunno

hmm...go research dogs online and buy me the best one so i can eat in style tonight!

Ask her to get a job. That would be funny.



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