LADIES: Do you have any "stupid guy" stories to share?!
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Yes. It is a combination of stupid woman and stupid guy.
10 years together. He has 8 kids. All of them are 10.5 and younger, and only two are ours.
He's got a good woman
who is always horny
mild oral fixation
keeps the house clean
takes care of the kids
is an amazing cook
loves football
and hates Lifetime...
He's stupid for not showing appreciation until I am ready to leave, & I'm stupid for sticking around.
If I was rich, I would leave.
charmed, another pathetic women will say something bad
yes. =] once upon a timeeee, GUYS ARE STUPID. the end.
wat? "stupid guy" stories? huh?
ex when he cheated on me,now homeless,SUFFER.
i could write a novel on my current spouse.
My ex told me that sex and love were the same thing ....
Oh yeah...
In high school, our class president. I was so in love with him...so he asks me out. We go to the movies, he gets his ticket to the movie. I had to pay for myself! Then, after the movie he's driving, stops in a parking lot and we start making out, great right? Then he says 'do you trust me?' ummm...ok sure...starts kissing my inner thigh...(I had shorts on)! I was like WTF!
no, i don't have any.
guys are always smart, respectful and honest.
I love all men, no matter how stupid.
I have a cool one though. I told a guy I was dating that I'd let him do me in the butt if he let me do him first with my pink dildo.
The retard agreed. I let him have it, satisfied my curiosity and never returned his call or gave him my precious buns. LOL!
Yes.
- I went out to dinner with this guy who not only kept staring at my boobs and checking out other women but forgot my name too. He kept calling me "Miranda" which is not even close to my actual name. But I was polite about it though. When he took me home I thanked him - "Well, D*** (which was not his name) thank you for a lovely evening, but I only date guys who can say my name"
- This one's not so much a stupid guy story, the guy just got caught in a lie. I went to the mall with my sis and she told me about this really hot guy who she gave her number to. When I was waiting in line at the food court he asked for my number. I was like "didn't you just ask for her number?" & he was like "No, it's not like that. She's my sister. She was just giving me a grocery list." I couldn't stop from laughing.