Poll for women: Do you agree with my best answer to this question? (tongue in ch!
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Of course I agree with it, but if it would piss you off for me to disagree - then I disagree. How do you like that, Buster?!
Also, the female co-worker who leaked this information has broken the female code of honor by divulging one of our most important secrets. All evidence of her existence shall shortly be erased.
Anything else you would care to argue about?
evil is good
I agree and disagree on some points.
I DO NOT make up things to argue about, I don't see alot of my hubby, therefor when I do, the last thing I want to do is argue.
you want to put your tongue in my what???
Moo.
(PS I know I am not a woman, but I answered anyway.)
I knew this since I was 8 years old.
But welcome to the club.... better late than never.
I agree that we're evil but not because we make stuff up. I don't make stuff up to be mad about
....but if you catch me on the wrong day then it will seem as if I am....and that's probably true for all women...
i.e. I didn't get mad that you didn't pick up the wet towels in the bathroom yesterday because I wasn't PMSing...Well today I am baby so pick them the fu(k up you god damn pig. As if I'm some kind of slave around here.*throws first object I see into his head
ummm...kinda like that.
I don't agree that we make things up, I will admit to getting mad a the littlest things.
I know women that do that so yes.
I don't like to argue or be angry so it doesn't apply to me...
:)
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all
the background checks, interviews and testing were
done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the
men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions
no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room
you will find your wife sitting in a chair.
Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never
shoot my wife" The agent said, "Then you're not the
right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He
took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet
for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in
his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take
your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the
gun and went into the room. Shots were heard,
one after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
slowly and there stood the woman, She wiped the
sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said.
"I had to beat him to death with the chair."
MORAL: Women are evil.
Don't mess with them.
You obviously deserved best answer (you're a man and the question was asked by a man)
However, your "farm animal" theory is right on, but cow is the wrong animal. (most) Men are pigs.
yes, sometimes when my husband comes home i think, what can i be mad at him about right now? i don't really make it up though, i have a list in my head. TD is right, you should have know this a long time ago.
I must say you are really annoying me with that breathing thing you are doing. in, out, in, out. weasel.
So, all women are the devil and evil, but you really like us? I'm guessing you don't get many dates with that line. In fact, I'm guessing you haven't gotten laid since 1982 (not counting paying for it). I totally think you need to ditch the bitter and rethink your approach before it whithers and falls off. Oh my God, it's too late, isn't it!!!