What is the most selfish thing you have ever done? >; )?!


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I am always selfish. But one of my young funny ones is:

I was in 1st grade, and noticed my best friend had a crush. The only thing to do was to crush my bffs chances with him. So, I flirted with him (imagine a 1st grader flirting. Like I would say "I love your shirt!" or " Cool pencil!" and I would play games with him or tag.) and talked to him a lot. So of course, I took him away from her, being my selfish self. she got mad at me, and I just told her straight to her face "You know, you wouldn't get him anyways!" (yes I was a attitude smart one. I hav a older older brother, ok? And plus TV was A BIG thing for me in those days. I guess watching Angelica on Rugrats and stuff really influenced me). So that was pretty selfish. Here comes the harsh part (everythign else was harsh for her too): The same kid, my friends itty-bitty crush, gave me a flower on the lastday of school. I was so embarrassed because everyone was staring, so i threw it on the ground and smashed it. Everyone kept saying how mean I was, since he was moving the next week. Ugh. I was so selfish. Anyways, I also did it again in 4 th grade. Hehe. Never did since =]

Also, I get selfish when it coems to food.Don't get me started

when my one friend gets drunk, i put her in a freezing cold bath and she sleeps in it because i wont let her in my bed

I won't say selfish, but I felt bad for getting $2000 from my mom after I did her taxes. I ammended 4 years because they never claimed earned income credit, they didn't know they could get it and my mom got 20k back and she asked me how much I wanted. I said 2k, but I feel bad for asking for so much.

I picked my nose. It's very uncontrolable. And then... after that, I picked out my friends with my snot covered finger... and then, I picked their nose too!!!



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