Is it true that Canadians live in igloos and eat raw moose meat..?!
Question: I am unsure...
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Omg and I heard they bleed maple syrup. Is it true? :)
Go to Canada and check it out
Lady you need to go beyond, the yellow brick road (let me guess you haven't traveled far?). No that's a silly myth..............
Yes it is. I hear you're Canadian. Can you prove it by showing me your beaver?
RAWR! yes! We drink our maple syrup, and the only ones of us who aren't lumberjacks and fishermen and pioneers are mounties!
I've heard they stick their thumbs in their ears and wave their fingers to attract the poor unsuspecting moose......also this whole "Eskimo pie" thing has me puzzled...do you know any of these peculiar "Canadians"?
Get with the program. We live in sod houses and we drive dog sled to work (trapping and huntin). The only part of the moose we eat raw is the testicles. My wife has matching marmot skin bra and panties, which are straight out of the Hudsons Bay catalog. We have microfrost computers which work off the sub zero temperature differential and we intercept the internet off of the northern lights.
Gotta go and club some baby seals. Tata!!
And we like to eat beans with oour raw meat!
And we also watch more American TV than Americans.
And we eat so many blueberries in the summer that we turn straight purple!
And since the igloos melt in the summer, we build wooden forts then. We burn the forts each winter to keep the igloos warm!
And we don't have chewing gum yet, so we chew on Volkswagon Tires!
We also think Homer Simpson is real, and we all try to emulate him.
Our beer is like 98% real alcohol, and we consume so much of it that mouthwash is not needed up here.
Our booze is even stronger than our beer. We can run our cars on our whiskey! (It give better mileage than gas does!)
And we all ride polar bears around!
And after a hockey game, the loosing team must eat all the pucks -- by law.
Of course, this only applies to Ontario. The other Provinces are even more barbaric than we are. Take Quebec: They eat Poutine. In Alberta they drink crude oil. In Newfoundland, the average supper is a whole killer whale.
And in BC? They eat Lotus flowers, and are so tough, they don't sleep, ever.
In PEI, we have a guy who rips the cameras off Japanese tourists, and eats them whole. The cameras, not the tourists.
I could add more, but then I'd have to assassinate you.