What advice could you give me regarding life?!
Question: always wash your hands after using the bathroom
Answers: always wash your hands after using the bathroom
If a girl offers you a BJ, always accept.
it Sux go back inside if you can hurry LOL
Never give up, things can ALWAYS be worse. Lol
It's not fair.
Dont eat yellow snow
Be compassionate, honest and never say "Can't" !
Look both ways before crossing the street.
life is like a garden...................DIG IT!!!
Pray to God for guidance
Be sure to masburbate everyday.
Life has many choices. Eternity has two.
1) NEVER, ever urinate on an electric fence.
2) Look both ways before crossing the street, 3 times
3) Invest in gold bullion
4) Dont date girls with a guest book tattooed on their back
It only sucks if you make it that way. Life is what you make of it. Always look on the good side of things. Have a good time and Enjoy it because its short.
Don't stick a toaster in a shower while you're in there, or you'll be dead.
Also, unless you want to die, don't tamper with the forces of the universe (mainly Chuck Norris)
Learn from every experience because it prepares you for something else.
don't take every little thing so seriously... the key is to have fun and stay calm... overreacting never solves anything....
if you have a good mum and dad, listen to them. if you don't then talk to lots of good old people.
also try reading the book of proverbs which is written by a famous guy and is recorded in the bible. just flip to the middle.