So I find out although I get taxed through the ying yang I end up owing the stat!
Question: a) bang my head aganst the wall so my brains trickle out
b) turn to a life of crime (where i dont get taxed, by the way)
c) give up, get drunk and be a working drone till the day i die
Answers: a) bang my head aganst the wall so my brains trickle out
b) turn to a life of crime (where i dont get taxed, by the way)
c) give up, get drunk and be a working drone till the day i die
You might laugh if you knew how much money I owed the IRS....I know it makes *me* laugh.
d) Open up on them with a semi auto
even though B seems to be ideal i believe you are a somewhat moral person and will end up doing C
d) dont pay and go postal
we can make out if that will make you feel better
B....but C is more practical
d)file a compaint and give "special services"
d) pay it anyway....
having them go after you for money will just make your life miserable.
I have a friend who made a payment plan is paying on time they still harass her. The govt can do what ever they want.
Just pay them....
a & b
i have a sawed-off shotgun and some tear gas, a list of banks in my area that are low on security, and an awesome getaway car in strange coincidence to the Mystery mobile
Get drunk...then send them their money in the form of toilet seats and sunglasses and all the other things they pay too much for...
c) Like Most of Us....!!
Have them take a little out of your check each week!!! Tha's what I did and I got 1030$ back!!!
c) give up, get drunk and be a working drone till the day you die.
C, with a twist of righteous indignation
d) give up, get drunk and spend the entire time on yahoo answers
b) turn to a life of crime
My suggestion for that? Quit work, become a bum that is perfectly capable of working, but yet too darn lazy to actually lift a finger. Collect welfare and food stamps and make us taxpayers pay for your laziness.
Oh, wait.... that's not considered a crime???? Well, it should be, dang it.
C. Make sure it's good quality alcohol though =)
you should fell bliss and deep satisfaction
join the crowd - c - the only way to go
B sounds like the only logical answer
I'd go with A or C, but there are better choices out there. Buy a home, reap the benefit. I'm getting 6 grand back! I have 3 properties and it's awesome!
If you turn to a life of crime, you'll get taxed somehow. Maybe not by the gov't. but... When you get thrown in jail, they'll tax your butt! And I mean that in the worst way. Gross but true.
So anyway, even if you can manage to buy a small home or condo or something, you'll be much better off! Try it and see! you'll be glad you did!
You should file Form 4977b ... also known as the Feline Exemption ....