What is the best way to subdue your significant other when they get a little row!
Question: Say, they are yelling at you for being a slob or some other such nonsense....
I thought of locking her in the cupboard but there is food in there and I might want to eat
Answers: Say, they are yelling at you for being a slob or some other such nonsense....
I thought of locking her in the cupboard but there is food in there and I might want to eat
You see, Frogme, this is why they invented those big Rubbermaid locking storage containers. And also Duct Tape.
Give her the credit cards for the day.
lmao...I usually just tickle my hubby, get's him every time :)
Nail her on the sofa ;o)
If your signifcant other is telling you something...take heart and take a shower, then put on something that is attractive to her other than a greasy T-shirt and baggy jeans. Treat yourself to a new hair cut and or style. Make her eat her words instead of the food in the cupboard.
thats what they made tube socks for.
stuff one in her mouth
Tell her "you're right, baby. I'm sorry. I will try to be better"
and then give her an oral presentation-
on how much better you are going to be...
*wink wink*
Try Dape rape drug. It works great for old or brand new relationships!
Duct Tape...
show her you're willing to help by cleaning her face off with Windex
Ball gag & hog tie
Chloroform.
It's the answer to all life's relationship problems.