What's under YOUR mattress?!

Question: Don't Tell Anybody But --

It's a trap door [That ONLY I could open]. It leads to Hogwarts. I go there when I need advice from Harry. No Joke.

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Answers: Don't Tell Anybody But --

It's a trap door [That ONLY I could open]. It leads to Hogwarts. I go there when I need advice from Harry. No Joke.

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my vibrator.

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another one!

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my box spring.

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a box spring

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My box springs

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another mattress :/

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do you really wonna know?

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Nothing. It's my achievement.

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Colt .45 ACP...

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A Whoopi Cushion and some clothes.

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an army of roaches

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A letter from my friend I don't see anymore.

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some playboy mags and some dust.

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I put my wrinkled clothes under there. Just fold them up, put them under before bedtime. Then in the morning I don't hafta iron.

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about 6 other matress' a bowling ball cushions dressers basically everything, and a pea. and dangit that pea is really bugging me.

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nothing...

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My stash of grundle and wish and watermelon pictures.

Sigh.

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My rabbit :}

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money and another mattress

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dust bunnies

and maybe a pair of dirty shorts that got kicked under there

curtdude

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