Have you ever received an email........?!
Question: ...from Madge Smallwood, promoting her uplifting pills for men?
Answers: ...from Madge Smallwood, promoting her uplifting pills for men?
OK!! I'm coming clean, now. I am Madge Smallwood, married to the infamous Mr. Smallwood. Yes, I have been soliciting these pills because I have a dream!! My dream is to create a pill that will bring womankind to her knees. We women are tired, yes tired, I say. For years I have sacrificed for my husbands short-comings. I have finally, after years of research and development, found the perfect cure for a seemingly small problem concerning men and women alike......well OK, mostly men. These little blue pills can uplift a mans "spirit" like none other on the market to date. Are they expensive, you may ask? YES!! But, isn't it worth a few extra dollars for that good morning smile that we women have been denied?? So, I strongly suggest you purchase the first months supply and see for yourself how amazingly these pills can uplift the male "spirit" and the females face.
Warning: The medication endorsed by Mrs. Smallwood has not been approved by the Food and Drug Administration. Please do not take more than the recommended amount as this may increase heart rate, blood pressure, and may have adverse affects such as an erection lasting longer than 32 hours. If any other unusual signs or symptoms occur please go to your local Emergency Room.
No
No I have not and I delete a lot of funny looking emails from people I don't know. Or I spam them but that does nothing. I still get crap.
LMAO ... I've heard from Madge a few times but she obviously doesn't realize that you can't improve what's perfect. BT needs no magic pills.
P.S. Am I the only one that gets this question?
no i cant say that i have
Maybe never will.
What's there to 'uplift' for women..?
no....I don't believe I have...Hi T.J.!!!
Yes. How did she know????
I get many of those.