If you were a Classified Add what would it say?!
Question: 37/Male
Not much to offer...
Wants your food stamps
hehe
Answers: 37/Male
Not much to offer...
Wants your food stamps
hehe
free junk...all you need to do is take it away
Big is BEAUTIFULL.
male escort $200 an hour
$50 additional hours
Calling all puzzle-lovers: Up for grabs, the most complex puzzle you have ever come to find. Lots of strange parts, highly rational skills needed...and LOTS of patience. This is no time for amatuers!
A little worn, but no worse for wear
with a broken but still giving heart
shy and quiet, but not when it counts
please handle with care
*Free to a nice home, house trained, cuddly, loyal, friendly, adaptible in many variuos positions, a little aged and weather beaten, but none the less a must have commodity, please ring..............xoxoxoxoxoxox ;{)
oops, i forgot, cums with batteries
Mad Russian with long beard seeks lovely woman to share his vodka with. Must love dog sledding, and the open tundra. Hatred of the Keebler Elves a must.
Help Wanted
Big cuddly cat with very long tongue,,,,Use your imagination what long tongue can do,,,,,,
grade A USDA beef.....slightly discolored