I want something more impressive for my front door than a doorbell. Should I get!
Question: knockers for it?
Answers: knockers for it?
Now ... how did I know what your punch line was before I read it?
I myself have big brass bells. Now THAT's impressive.
Umm Yeah.....I have some but they are mine...lol!
Get a webcam to see who's really there
Yes it needs some knockers.
Get a Parrot!!!
I already have a great set myself.
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Yeah get the ones that look like testicles then people have to grab them to knock on the door!
Don't be a ding dong. You know everyone likes a great set of knockers. They really ring MY bell anyways.
get a full time door man like at fancy hotels
Where do you plan on leaving the message pad incase you're not at home and some one wishes to leave a note?
I know, in the cleavage I would presume