Sometimes, at around 3AM when my wife's asleep...?!
Question: ....I sneak over to her side of the bed, open the window and fire off a shotgun blast out into the backyard. Then I scream "YOU! YOU STAY AWAY FROM HERE!!". Then I tell her not to worry, those creeps won't be coming back any time soon.
Is this a good way to re-establish the male dominance in our relationship?
Answers: ....I sneak over to her side of the bed, open the window and fire off a shotgun blast out into the backyard. Then I scream "YOU! YOU STAY AWAY FROM HERE!!". Then I tell her not to worry, those creeps won't be coming back any time soon.
Is this a good way to re-establish the male dominance in our relationship?
Buks resemble chimpanzees so much that even experienced observers of primates have had a hard time telling the difference. And until recently, Buks were regarded as a subspecies of chimpanzees. But now there is general agreement that Buks are a distinct species. Not only are they distinct in their anatomy, but also in their behavior. Chimpanzees have dominance hierarchies for both males and females, but the dominant male tends to be dominant over all. By contrast, buk females seem to dominate over males. Apparently, the females form strong coalitional ties with one another—that allows them to keep the males subordinate. The females also use their power to tame male violence. Chimpanzee males in the wild have been observed launching lethal raids against those outside their own group in a pattern of behavior that resembles human warfare,. Buks have not shown such behavior, they mostly remove their pants eat sausage and get their hair pulled by their sister.
That was me you shot at you bastard!
you tarzan me jane.
i like it.
It sure is. I wish my partner would be as dominant as you.
LMAO!!
Your my hero.
Uh, yeah.
Thats great Buk, she aint going no where.
Do you like changing the sheets at 3 AM, after she pees the bed?
it's an excellent way to let her know you are still in charge!!
lol
i bet your wife feels really secure but is she really ??
Yes, but don't forget to ravage her immediately following this act.
LOL. Or a shotgun shoved up your wazoo.
I wouldn't waste the ammo just shooting outside................bait some cats in THEN shoot.
thats really scary, and dishonest. dont play games, she'll love you for who you are ok?
Well, that's taking it a little too far. You can establish your headship by make sound decisions, directing your family in the right direction, and giving your children the love and attention they need.
I'm positive Dr. Phil would agree with you as soon as he sprouts a penis
I'd love it if you were my husband Buk.
good idea....
IF you want to clean up the sh!t you scared out of her.....
I don't know about that, but it's a good way to soil the sheets on her side of the bed!
Maybe - but not a good way of staying friendly with you neighbours!
OMG I hope you live in the country because firing guns in city limits is illegal! And NO she must think that you are out of your mind! Why do men think they have to be the dominant one? Try letting her be dominant for a change! You might like it!
what? did you run out of hand grenades?
Well for one I hope the police come over to your house and arrest your ***, secondly I hope you wife gets up and hits you over the head with a frying pan!
Sure thing Buk, and I am glad I could help you, old buddy. Except next time, aim the shotgun a little high as I got some buckshot in my rear end. The docs and nurses in the ER were laughing hysterically when I went there. You are buying the beers tonight, buddy, but I can not sit down, so I'll stand at the bar.
will you divorce her and marry me....? I so love your humor...LMAO
LMAO. Omg, thanks I needed that.
ROFLMAO......
Sure 'nuff......
Peace.
For now. But she might use those cheap wine bottle corks you have lying around to plug up the barrels......
)-(;>)
Oh, Buk. Firearms are against City policy. You may be eating Lunch paid for by the Police today.
You're the man Buk. You ARE the man!!
Then she'll love on ya for saving her!!!