Will somebody?!
Question: please tell this spider on my wall he does not live here ?
Answers: please tell this spider on my wall he does not live here ?
Spider ,spider on the wall just dry up and f-----g fall.
yes one moment..
hello living spider, welcome to planet earth,
your very welcome to stay but just not in this house,
its not safe for you there!!
get out as soon as, its for your own good
over and out
(that worked)
lol
does he pay rent...cause if he does than he does live there
To spider on her wall: "you don't live here so please go home." There.
Oih....spider ....bog off.....job done
Oh.. but he does. I've seen his tenancy agreement.
to mr. spider:
you are not living here.
done.
hey spidey ...hush ... go away
HAY,YOU DON'T LIVE HERE
He's telling you he does live there & he'll be moving in his extended family soon unless he gets an eviction notice.
Hit him with your shoe whilst jumping around and screaming it hysterically.
It's good to have spiders in your house, they're lovely and eat all the horrible things!
it's not the spider's fault that somebody went and built a house there
tell him to leave sweetly, when he turns to go ... Sqarsh HIM...
you may think he doesn't live there. he may think differently. he may squat...and then if he's there for about 12 years, then he has squaters rights!
I tried telling him but I'm afraid he said he has squatters rights now
OI SPIDER!!
Get off that wall!
You don't belong there!
You belong outside!
Go run away now!
That's not your home!
Get away!
I'm giving you 10 seconds to leave the property!
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Alright that's it. I'm coming over!
Roxy Angel
xx
'Come on spidey, she doesn't want you anymore...' *sobs*
introduce mr spider to a newspaper then wipe of his remains with a damp cloth
Let your shoe do the wall walking.......ewwwww
Ive just checked his passport and he does live there. so what are you doing in his house????
I tried, but he said it was nice in warm at your place, and would like to stay. He can't afford to pay you much rent, but he promises that once the summer comes, he will keep all of those horrible nasty flies at bay, (or in his belly).
//\oo/\\
Quick run away, faaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr
What does it look like? Do you know what kind it is? HEY SPIDER, YOU DON'T LIVE THERE. Sorry for the shouting. I didn't know how far away you live.
I have a message from the spider - he says "This is MY wall, what's she doing here?"
just let me come down off the ceiling first....then ill get me tarantula off the wall...sorry it went walkies....somebody woke him up.
tell your shoe to tell it, say smack your out of here.
Just serve him with an eviction notice
shoo, you! this is not your territory! bad spider!
Sorry I really want to help you but can't speak their language. I tried to use body language but it still dont understand
You are a two faced B...... ! one minute you want my eight arms around you now your telling me I'm not wanted,I got the back hand message,at least call Pickford's and tell them you want a broken hearted spider and his Webb removed to outer Mongolia,ta ta it was good while it lasted, say good by to your little one. no kisses.