What do I have to do to get my valentine to come see me?!

Question: How often do you FART?

Answers: How often do you FART?

just ask

Take penicillin, to reassure him it's gone.

if you find out let me know, I am trying to do the same thing

Hopefull not alot, unless they are stupid.

?Just go follow your heart and go to him...?

ask

Call and ask him. Or go see him yourself.

just tell him straight out, your ho-rny and na-k-ed

Let him know there will be cute guys at your house.
Seriously, why is this question even possible?

open your legs

Hey, if you have a Valentine, you're way better off than I am.

Call him/her up and say that you are naked, wet, and horny (that would get me to come over right away!!!)

Mad man likes to fart.
Did you ask him

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