How do you kick a MlDGET?!


Question: I need to know how to properly kick a MlDGET so he/she will fly high in the sky with world record breaking hang time


Answers: I need to know how to properly kick a MlDGET so he/she will fly high in the sky with world record breaking hang time

Best technique for kicking a Midget:

Drink a Cobra 40oz before attempting to kick a Midget. Drinking a 40 is probably the single most important factor in the proper kicking technique. Also, remember to move away from your mobile home before kicking the Midget...and move the Kia out of the way!

Steps to improve your hang time:

1. Leg Position:
Bring your kicking leg as high as possible. This will generate the most amount of power and get that Midget high in the sky.

2. Ankle Position:
Keep your ankle locked-otherwise you may end up breaking your leg all on account of that silly Midget!

3. Knee Position:
Your plant knee should be slightly bent. This will ensure that you strike the Midget as hard as you can. The more you bend the knee the more chances you'll have to kick the Midget with enough force to send them into next week. Be careful not to look down when you are kicking with your knee...you might knee yourself in the mouth and open yourself up to a full "love gap" which may not be such a good idea if you get arrested and have to go to jail. Inmates dig "love gaps".

5. Body Position:
Make sure your lean slightly forward. This will ensure that your Midget will soar high in the sky. Drinking a few beers will not help you balance but will soften the blow if you miss and fall on your face..

6. The most important Step: Protect Yourself.
Falling Midgets have been known to cause damage to anyone they fall on. Protect Yourself by either drinking more beer to soften the blow or going back inside your mobile home after the punt. Better yet, hide under the old mattresses you have throw in the front yard...that is sure to protect you. If all else fails, call the Jerry Springer show.

that is mean

In the nads

that's mean!! i have no idea!!

Punt Punt Punt!

G Luck

from your knees so it is an even playing field!

With your foot

Unfunny. Get a life.

like a football... same thing really... scoop them right between the legs.. that should work.

drink 2 cans of Red Bull and get a 15 yard running start

whatever you do, don't look directly into his eyes... you might feel sorry for him

You wont have a chance cuz he'll kick the sh*t out of your nuts before u get a chance!

I don't think your suppose to do that..

as hard as I can

Why would you kick a midget for. I hope he/she punches you in the nads and rips them off.

Bully Bully.

why?? thats rude..

Use a slighshot.

only if ther midget kicked YOU first, and you hold the flying high hang time record, so the midget can then break YOUR record.

aww dont hurt the little people!

Just move your foot.

thats messed up.

Turm the midget upside down and put it on one of those football stands and kick it dead in the @SS

drink 6 pina colada w/rum and eat a snickers and pretend the midget is a ****-a-roach

where do you live? Ill be right there and show you,ok? you can be the midget.

same way you kick a football, but much harder

That's an awful thing to do!

I don't know... Tell me when you find out though!

As hard as you can and also as low as possible!



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