I need a live-in... person... of some sort?!


Question: If you like to watch science programs and drink whatever's in the cupboard you've got the job.

Do you like brown couches and poor lighting situations?


Answers: If you like to watch science programs and drink whatever's in the cupboard you've got the job.

Do you like brown couches and poor lighting situations?

I, too, have brown couches and poor lighting!

I'll bring Rock Band so you can start living the dream.

Sounds like Heaven to me

ill drink anything and eat anyone i mean anything my bad im sorry

that description fits me perfectly lol. i also eat whatever's in the fridge. and all i watch is discovery channel cause i can't find anything else to watch. and of course i love brown couches...only if they were brown to begging with...

Ill take it

Hold me.

Can I also take care of the kid and restock the grape soda when you run low? I am also good at dusting ceiling fans.

I hate science programs. However, I'll live in your cupboard to save on space. If what's in there is brown and runny, but can provide some sort of sustenance, that's okay. I can't drink booze, I have allergies, but I love children. Can I have the job anyway? It's snowing where I live and I need a break.

I have butt sores from my sofa. Science is truly wonderful, especially the arcane knowledge of using alcohol in virtually all experiments and even cooking. I'll drink anything in your cupboard and you better be talking alcohol. Even rubbing if its cut some. Be better than pa's ol'moonshine he was making in the 60's. Poor lighting is good. Hides the vomit and the moldy food wrappers seem to accumulate wherever I go. Sound good? I'll be there Friday. Suit up for action!

Have you seen my show?



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