This is brilliant!!!?!
Question: A woman went 2 her doctor. The doctor said, " You have cancer, and you ' d best put your affairs in order." The woman was shocked and walked into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well hun, we women celebrate when things are good, and when they r bad. In this case, things aren ' t well. I have cancer. Let ' s head to the
club." After 3 or 4 martinis, the 2 were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were approached by some of the woman ' s old friends, who were curious as 2 what the 2 were celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking 2 her impending end. "I ' ve been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences. After the friends left, the woman ' s daughter leaned over and whispered, "Mum, I thought you said you were dying of cancer not AIDS". The woman says, "I don't want anyone to sleep with ur dad once I am gone!!"
Now that is putting your affairs in order!!!
Answers: A woman went 2 her doctor. The doctor said, " You have cancer, and you ' d best put your affairs in order." The woman was shocked and walked into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well hun, we women celebrate when things are good, and when they r bad. In this case, things aren ' t well. I have cancer. Let ' s head to the
club." After 3 or 4 martinis, the 2 were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were approached by some of the woman ' s old friends, who were curious as 2 what the 2 were celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking 2 her impending end. "I ' ve been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences. After the friends left, the woman ' s daughter leaned over and whispered, "Mum, I thought you said you were dying of cancer not AIDS". The woman says, "I don't want anyone to sleep with ur dad once I am gone!!"
Now that is putting your affairs in order!!!
One day Mom is cleaning Junior's room and finds a kinky S & M magazine. She hides it until Dad gets home and shows it to him.
"What do you think we should do about this?" she asks.
"Well, I don't think you should spank him."
Ha ha ha... That one had me laughing so hard my side aches. Good idea !!!.
lmao, true genius. Thank you for entertaining me tonight. I have a long shift. appreciate it!
good one
I'm still laughing
thanks for sharing it with us
great..nice one! it made me really laugh!tnx
Good one!