I have been working on perfecting my masterpiece for more than 12 years and....?!


Question: ....I believe I have finally found the proper ingredients, body pitch, back arch, and guttural push to crap out a heart-shaped turd for Valentine's day.

What special thing will you do for Valentine's day?


Answers: ....I believe I have finally found the proper ingredients, body pitch, back arch, and guttural push to crap out a heart-shaped turd for Valentine's day.

What special thing will you do for Valentine's day?

i will buy said turd and ship it to my cheating ex in a Tiffany's box. man will she be surprised...

get you a toilet scrubber from Lowes?

ohhhhhhh you are sooo disgustingly facetiously hysterically funny !! ............ hahaha!! i know other's may think that i border on being completely insane but your filthy smutty little mind never fails to perk me up Buk. thanx u? thanx 4 the laugh yet again?valentines day?? eh, what a marketing scam that one is!! nothing changes around here?


CHEERS
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What the Buk?
lol. sorry...
um, what was the question?
oh. Im making totilinie alfredo

Oh, a rosey red, finger painted heart, yeah, how perty, scented, too!

You must have ordered the Turd Twister, it's A set
of shaped rubber things that you put in you booty
and when you poo poo it comes out in the shape
that you put in, there is A Moon,Heart,Spaghetti,Stars, ect.

Pi$$ her name in the snow.

I use a red marker to highlight my herpes sores... then I connect the dots... oddly, my break-outs are in the shape of a heart...

I've been tweaking cucumber vines and blossoms to breed a heart-shaped pickle for myself.

I hope you won't take offense at this, but...

If I receive any chocolates from you...

I'll let my sister have them...she likes to bite into every piece and then put them back...

And then I'll give the box of half-eaten ones to my brother...

(Just send me a nice card...it's the thought that counts...not the heart-shape...or the smell...lol...)

WOW,thats amazing.
Can we all come and watch how you do it?

Wow ... not that my special "thing" could even come close to the sheer brilliance of your offering, but I was planning on passing out these hot pink t-shirts I've had made to all the P&S'ers on board that read:

"What the ph**k...
Stop suspending Buk!!"

And take a large group picture to send to Ya*hoo via registered mail on Valentine's day. I figured they'd be so awed with our classiness ... they'd cease the Buk hunt for good.

However ... I am now thinking your masterpiece would make a much bolder statement sent to the them with a card attached that reads:

"I give this special heart to you ...
It's wrapped up in love and made out of doo.
You can flush me again ... but that choice is unwise ...
My next smelly masterpiece will be twice the size.
So love me or hate me just let me have fun ...
or my next air mail gift may just come with the runs ...

Love, Buk"

;-)

Peace and special Valentines to you my friend...

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since i don't get anything for valentine's day i think i'll drink until i can puke a heart shape into his shoes.
it's not nearly as special as your heart shaped turd, but he's not as special as whoever you must be giving your turd to.

...dang ...can't top lady C's answer....give the woman da Props!

now you have me thinking;perhaps my long lost bf is lonely again.
I could leave said heart shaped turd on his doorstep,at night, with many red candles lit up in it ; then knock loudly and sit back in the dark to watch,lol !>:)

I'm currently working on my masterpiece made of phlegm, it will be so beautiful when I'm done!

chocolate,chocolate,chococlate...is there anything else???

This question has Pulitzer written all over.

You truly inspire me to improve my life and be a better woman.

Buk, I will send you some heart shaped drawers! lol

That's hilarious Buk. Thanks for making me smile.



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