If I showed up on your doorstep......?!
Question: WIth a shovel and tarp, what would you do?????
Answers: WIth a shovel and tarp, what would you do?????
So ur wearing a camisole and ur going to kill me? I would do what people always do in horror movies: absolutely nothing useful.
lock the door
put on my boots
help you bury the body.
Probably flip out and run away
Can I help you out
ask if your here for shane or dylan
close the door
close the door and call the cop
or show you to the garden
You wouldn't go any where near my front door, i live with dogs. The barking alone would put you off.
get another shovel and dig a hole with u
Show you my boobies so you wouldnt hurt me with the shovel
ur most than welcome come in lets have a smoke n drink lol
slam the door in your face.
run to my computer;
make sure you were really who you say.
then invite you in.
& help you bury you ex lovers body.
It's about time you got here...... I need some help digging up the yard for my new patio.
edit... if you chained me inside, it looks like you have a lot of work to do by yourself. HA!
are we going camping?? yay platy will bring the weiners. (for roasting)
All right! Stop it! Release me and I'll give you the KFC recipe!!
Get my gun lol
Id tell u to stop wasting your time at the front door and HURRY round the back! ... Get that tarp in the group... the jelly is almost ready =P
...and you brought Bud Light, so everything is cool....
I would ask you... "what is your baby's name?"
yo i would let you in and stuff msg if you sexxy iight how old are you
i would find mygun and shoot you, well threaten to
shut the door and make you sit on the door step
Invite you in for a drink I suppose. I wouldn't worry about the whole tarp-n-shovel bit cos even if you tried to use it, I'm so huge I doubt one person could successfully drag me out and bury me. I could use the tarp perhaps for someone else who tried to break up the party or something...
you better close your eyes cause this is gonna hurt
I wouldnt notice what was in your hands till after I shot. I shoot anyone who just shows up on my doorstep.
So far every jury agrees with my reasoning of NO unannouced guests.
Say "Tea or coffee"
Hey Stranger Danger, I baked Cookies!
I would say Angus disnae live here!
you must be bored
Well I don't know why you're using rope to put up the canopy for my patio. Wouldn't the duck tape be enough?