Do you work with an eager beaver?!


Question: The type of guy that just wants to please the boss so he laughs at everything the boss says even though the boss is not funny at all? Also, he volunteers for everything and is really jolly and helpful. How do i crush his spirits?


Answers: The type of guy that just wants to please the boss so he laughs at everything the boss says even though the boss is not funny at all? Also, he volunteers for everything and is really jolly and helpful. How do i crush his spirits?

No but I have one *wink*

yeah, also known as azz kisser

I used to, god i hated her!

yes, I do and I would throw my old underwear at her

Damn cheerful people.

Yes and she gets on my nerves sooooo bad!

yes but then he got fired for steeling

Buy him some self tanning lotion and tell him that his nose is looking a bit pale today so he might want to "freshen up"

Just laugh and get on with your life. The boss knows he is not funny and he knows that he can get the eager beaver dude to pick up his dry cleaning and buff his shoes. If you play your cards right, you could get some coffee runs out of the deal :)

I can't work when i have an eager beaver - it's far too distracting....where is Handsomestranger when i need him ?

LOL. Not right now, but I know the type. I do have a few martyrs that need to be knocked off their crosses! Let me know if you get any ideas for that!

Nah. My guys are cool. I only have my boss and my co-worker "Snoozy" on a daily basis. Snooze gets his six hours of sleep in every day and when he's not sleeping he does 99.99% of all the work here. My beaver's the only eager thing in this office. ?

Call him out publicly for the brown noser he is.

nah, all my co-workers are pretty laid back, but then again, they keep themselves doesed up pretty good on their meds.....and right now, i'm so prego, that there ain't nothing eager about my beaver!!! lol...

Call him by the wrong name. All the time. Different names are best. Derrick, Darren, David, Dale... you get the picture.

The bosses *** doesn't kiss itself.

Get him a t shirt that says so for casual Friday.

i've got a few of them running around here... but while me & the boss are slutting it up, we laugh & make fun of them... jk.

Try to give him as much work as possible that you are suppose to do. Try to really piss him off so the boss can seen his bad side.
Mess with his computer when he goes to lunch.



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