Dumb Things People Told You?!
Question: (usually when you were a kid), you believed & then later learned it was totally false.
It could've been something your parents told you just to shut you up, or some dumb school yard hearsay about any topic. Whatever...
I've heard my share, but among the dumber ones I was told as a young teen was that in those old 70s kung-fu flicks made in China, they actually killed off the actors to help decrease the population.
Yeah. & then they'd pay of the families for their "sacrifice".
Yep. Schoolyard wisdom...
Answers: (usually when you were a kid), you believed & then later learned it was totally false.
It could've been something your parents told you just to shut you up, or some dumb school yard hearsay about any topic. Whatever...
I've heard my share, but among the dumber ones I was told as a young teen was that in those old 70s kung-fu flicks made in China, they actually killed off the actors to help decrease the population.
Yeah. & then they'd pay of the families for their "sacrifice".
Yep. Schoolyard wisdom...
My dad told us that 2% milk is exactly that: 2% milk, 98% water.
We haven't believed him since.
"It's just a phase..."
lol people used to say women could get pregnant by sitting on a hot spot.
hehehe
yeah ive heard that one too.
This is going to hurt me then it's going to hurt you....Pshh yeah right.
Spiders Don't need to have fun.
I also thought tomatos made ketchup and tomatos made catsup(As in Tomato tomaato)
SANTA CLAUSE!!!!! oh, and also that thing about eating a water melon seed...lol=)
My brother told me green veggies were actually peoples boogers. Yeah no wonder I have poor health now. X /
I used to believe that trix were for kids...boy was I wrong
they told me santa clause was real "playground WisDUM"
sad but true in their world
OK no one told me this... it just proves how dumb I really am but... When I was a kid I thought the reason people stood outside in the cold and smoked ciggs is bcuz it kept their fingers warm. (WHY ELSE WOULD THEY DO IT)
Someone told me that butterfly's are painted in a factory then released.
My sister said Oatmeal and Okra was made from snot!
If you drink beer and sit on cold concrete you will get hemorrhoids!
I have thousands of em!!!
Okay this is dumb. So I would watch what she was doing while she was on the internet, when I was little,like 4, she told me that if I watch the internet while it is dialing up, that i would get diarrhea! And I believed it! So I would run off and do something else
I also believed that kissing a boy would make you pregnant until i was 8 :)
You can be anything you want to be.
What a load of crap.
that they were smart
My head is hurting thinking of all the stupid things I've heard in the past week.
Brandon
Hmmm...
My brother led me to believe that creepy clowns live in the sewage pipes and can come out of the drain when you take a bath. (Im sure you've seen 'IT')
I was terrified to take a shower/bath for the longest time.
You can be whatever you want if you put your mind to it.
LOL! BULLSH*T
That there was "ginger ale" in the glass my grampa always had sitting by his chair....I could never figure out why he would never let me have a sip.
I used to tell my little sister that black olives were octopus eyes so she wouldn't eat any (because I wanted them all...I love em!)...to this day she gets on me for that! lol
my cousin told me if i ate the crust of bread i would get big boobs. she didn't like her crust so of course she gave it to me. i always hated the crust but i guess it paid off at the end with my C cup. look who is laughing now!!! ha ha haaaa
that the grass is greener on the other side...dude its dirt---its brown....
This is a true story. I was working outdoors and it was about 17 degrees, probably 15 or 20 degrees below the norm for Mississippi. I went into a truck stop to get some coffee and not being a big coffee drinker, I didn't want a half gallon or anything like that. I asked a waitress behind the counter what was the biggest cup of coffee I could get, hoping to maybe view the sizes of "to-go" cups they had. She looked me right in the eye and said, "A large." I waited for the laugh and all the fanfare that come when somebody is being sarcastic sometimes but, sadly, it never came. I just looked back at her and after an awkward silence said, gimmie one of those then.
Get ready for this one....
Egg nog was santa's diarrea
My babysitter told me if I didn't eat the crust on my sandwich...
I'd go bald...
Easter bunny, Santa Clause, tooth fairy, trust policemen, priests speak for God, gasoline taxes go to fix road ways, you can tip over cows, my dad walked 14 miles to school every day up hill both ways, I love you and the world will end in 2000
you'll go blind if you do that, the stupidest thing I've heard lately is the ditech commerical that says"people are smart" i laughed my a*s off
"If you keep making that face it will stay that way."
"Don't hit your brother. You hit so hard, you might kill him."
"I can tell when you're lying if you look at me."
Also, Pimples are from too much sex. You can tell which girls had sex by how they walk.
I had a disorder that caused me to look into the sun.
The doctors told me I was going to have to spend the rest of my life in a basement. Or I could wear sunglasses the rest of my life. That was before sunglasses were cool.
My aunts told me I was looking for the Son of God.