When you're caught speeding, and the first question the officer asks is, &qu!
Question: How are you gonna answer THAT one and have any hopes of getting out of it?
Answers: How are you gonna answer THAT one and have any hopes of getting out of it?
last time that happened i said well, i stopped at the stop sign. and he said, yes you did, but you were travelling over the speed limit. and i said, i didn't know the limit. so, i was a freebird. i mean, how was i supposed to go the limit if i didn't know it? silly dave. just say you don't know the limit. it works every time for me. (true)
i would say i dont know
I'd say, I thought you knew
I just say "No, Sir" and smile while batting my eyelashes at him/her.
Yes, and I'm sorry, but I don't give out my phone number to just anybody.
LoL Good Question!
I don't know how I'd answer that.
i flash him and speed away.
Pull your cell out and say, " beam me up Scottie, there is no good looking people here."
in my opinion, ignorance is the best policy
I have been asked that question....I just replied "yes, officer I was speeding...I am soooo sorry." That has gotten me off a few tickets.
Say "No, I'm not sure".
If they ask something like "Do you know how fast you were going?" a good answer is "I guess I wasn't watching the speedometer - I was trying to pay attention to the road" or something like that.
If I were 'caught' wouldn't I know 'what for'?
I don't expect to get out of it. But now that you mention this subject I think I will say, "No, but I assume you have a reason." That way, in questionable situations I have not incriminated myself.
They always ask that! And I always answer back in my sweetest most innocent voice, "No officer, I have no idea".
I would probably be so nervous that I would say no. I guess it depends on how fast you were speeding. Don't plead ignorance of the speed limit. That seems to piss off cops. "Ignorance is no excuse"
Personally if it is a local officer in my area....
I start crying....
I mean I let it pour....
Real tears...I cannot afford a ticket and I can then usually talk them out of it....Now, the state is another story...They gave me one anyway....
Peace.
I always find that answering the question honestly helps me get out of the situation. There was one time where my ex and I were coming home from his parents house (they live about 5 hours away) and I was pulled over going 90 in a 65. I told him that I knew I was going to fast and appologized. He let me go with a warning. My ex decided to drive from that moment on.
You answer "No officer".
You're asked that because if you answer, you're admitting guilt. It's made note of and you lose any chance of winning a "not guilty" plea if you wish to contest the ticket.
Is it because i'm white/asian/black(whatever you're)??? HUH? F*CK!, (take out your pen and note pad and start writing his badge number down) Even cops, you gotta let them know who's really in charge
You're already screwed so I always say" Do YOU?"
Because your an A- hole and you need to meet your quota. Now write the dam ticket and make it fast so I can get the F@<k out of here I'm in a big *** hurry
"Because I was doing 55 in a 54?"
Upon the rights granted to me by the Constitution of the United States I decline to answer the question on the grounds that it might incriminate me.
If you really got a pair say:
You "Are you a duly sworn Police Officer?"
Cop "Yes"
You "Did you swear to uphold and protect the Constitution of the United States?"
Cop "Yes"
You "Then why are you asking me to answer a question that could incriminate me?"
NEVER admit to ANYTHING, NEVER answer a question you don't have to, NEVER volunteer information.
Let him/her write the ticket then give the ticket to an attorney who can have it thrown out of court on any number of technicalities, the possible court costs will always be less than the ticket, plus the points, plus the additional money you will have to pay insurance wise.
I think that the best answer is "No, I am sorry, but I do not know".
"Would it by any chance be those damn illegals in the trunk making too much noise?"
"Yes officer, because you thought I was pretty"? (batting my eyelashes) LOL, ya like that works anymore.
Easy ....
By flashing him my own special 'badge':
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/st...
Or is that 'badges'?
lol I lie! "no officer WHY did you pull me over" lol I always get a ticket anyways so it doesn't do me any good