What are some things, you DON"T wanna hear during Surgery?!
Question: 1 - "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
2 - Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
3 - Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
4 - Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
5 - Hand me that... uh... that uh... thingie
6 - Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this
stuff before?
7 - There go the lights again...
8 - Ya' know...there' s big money in kidneys...and this
guy's got two of 'em.
9 - Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing
my concentration off.
10 - What's this doing here?
11 - I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
12 - That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?
13 - What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?
Answers: 1 - "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
2 - Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
3 - Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
4 - Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
5 - Hand me that... uh... that uh... thingie
6 - Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this
stuff before?
7 - There go the lights again...
8 - Ya' know...there' s big money in kidneys...and this
guy's got two of 'em.
9 - Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing
my concentration off.
10 - What's this doing here?
11 - I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
12 - That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?
13 - What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?
Anesthesiologist? What the hell's that? Dude,I just wandered by for the buffet.
lol funny....
anything that begins with 'ooops' :)
I don't want to hear anything, I want to be out like a light.
6, 13 and 10
I am always under anesthesia when having surgery.
Hey, have a swell day. :)
heeeeheeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!, all of the above. that would be horrrriiiiibbbbblllllleeeeeee.
I hope that the third one really is the charm today...
Now that's new...
Lets see what poking that does..
Doc, Bran have you seen my pocket knife
im with fallen angel,dont want to hear oops
...what was that we dropped in there?
How about, "Nurse, please stop that, I can't concentrate when you do that, we can play later."
oops i think i dropped my glasses into the incision
i forgot what supposed to be doing
maybe i should just pull the plug nbody will ever know
well i guess i could start all over agin
LOL too funny
or oops i will get that later
"Worst case scenario if something should go wrong,...."
Anything that begins with OOOoooppps!!! Or what page is that on again. No, I'm not a doctor, I just play one on TV.
14) I'll be back in a bit,have to make a bank deposit.Ha! Really happened,read it in the news.
All the above and wait she's not sleeping yet. True. This is just so funny. I needed a good laugh and you just gave it to me. Star power to you. ?