I'm going on vacation in May and want to be bikini ready - what do you think!
Question: Breakfast: Tumbler of Vodka with OJ (vitamin C is important)
Lunch: Cheetos and Carrot Sticks
Dinner: Two Light Beers
Answers: Breakfast: Tumbler of Vodka with OJ (vitamin C is important)
Lunch: Cheetos and Carrot Sticks
Dinner: Two Light Beers
Sounds like an excellent diet plan. Don't forget to get out the weed wacker so you can attack that pubic hair before bikini time.
Nifty
i think celery is healthier then carrot sticks though
Make sure its a one piece bikini.
will work wonders!!
I agree with He He He...go for the celery (like in a diet Bloody Mary)
forget the midnight snack, 5 lbs of Sour Patch Kids.
LOL I used to have customers (namely real estate agents) that lived on diets like that. Can you imagine being shown homes by someone that is completely loaded and wanting a commission?
You forgot crack.
you should add in at least a cup of breast milk
love it.
celery is better than carrots.
sex is a good calorie burner too...
That will never work.
You cant stop at two beers
but screwdrivers are really good in the morning
yes, it works. Thats my diet right there.
Add a breath mint in the mix & you're got yourself & healthy diet! You'll be bikini ready in no time at all.
i think this is a better garnish.
It sounds great, but you need to get some green in your diet too.
I think you'll be skinny as a rail in no time at all.
Make sure those are light beers. If not it won't work.
alright, sounds like a plan to me!! iffin' it works, lemme know....cause not even surgery financed by trump hisself would get me bikini ready by May!! lol....