Poll for the comedians and jokers: Can you have a joke or silly comment for most!
Question: a lady once tested me, she asked for a joke about the moon. So I thought for a moment and said....
"Do you realize the first restaurant on the moon, will undoubtedly have great food, but no atmosphere?"
She hit me for that one. LOL
So do you or can you joke just about anytime and anything? No matter your mood? Feel free to give examples, if you like.
Answers: a lady once tested me, she asked for a joke about the moon. So I thought for a moment and said....
"Do you realize the first restaurant on the moon, will undoubtedly have great food, but no atmosphere?"
She hit me for that one. LOL
So do you or can you joke just about anytime and anything? No matter your mood? Feel free to give examples, if you like.
Yes I can find humor in anything or in any situation, it tends to get me in allot of trouble. That is why I come on P&S with a serious attitude to help my fellow user to better our little online community.....does this satisfy your poll funny man?
My butt itches.
YES!
Yes.
Humor...Laughing and having fun.. relieves stress...
Yes, no matter what people say to me, I either say something funny or think it.! I am just good like that! lol j/k =D
yes i am fairley witty and can come up with a humorous situation for almost anything. except for answering this question....
Yes thats true , But I heard the food is out of this world.
I try in English since my first language is Italian. There, (in Italian) I have no problems. I am fast and witty !
i can make silly comments but i cant remember jokes
at Nana Tootsie funeral I remarked about her glow, I was inquiring if the funeral director did more than just drain her blood.. I couldn't get a laugh to save her life.......
Moon? You should have showed her your butt.
I am known for my wit and one-liners amongst my family and friends. As a matter of fact, if I don't come up with a crack, they wonder if something is wrong. However, it does depend on my mood.
I like that joke about the moon. Very creative.
Snow skiing...
I knew I had a "ski dream" in the middle of August, because...
I woke up...and there was snow on the sheets...and I was clutching my pole...
Yes, yes I am!
This is mean but my cousin is a real b*tch so anyways!
My cousin is so big, her momma started telling her to use the garage door as her front door!
Lock me in a dark closet I still find something to laugh about I think that's why I am here. You people are pretty cool! By the way that's a good joke!
Do you realize that a Swan Song is an old German Leda?
(Nobody is going to get this, are they?)
Lieder = German for songs
Leda = A painted lady doing it with a swan
Swan Song = Last rites