Do you own a one-eyed midget??!


Question: Yep & If your lucky i'll let you meet him. He's got great posture and always stands up straight for the ladies.


Answers: Yep & If your lucky i'll let you meet him. He's got great posture and always stands up straight for the ladies.

no a 3 eyed pigmy

two of them!!

Yes - if you rub his head he spits in your eye.

actually I own 3.

I don't own him...but I married the fella that is in charge of him

Yes my wife

I did until i learnt how to midget toss..

aha you have been sneaking a peek again NAUGHTY!! only he's not such a midget as you are fully aware hehehe xx

He's just popped up to say hello!

Oh no, he's just been sick...

Can't we skip the small talk?

No i dont that crue i gave mine a glass eye

No, I upgraded to a two eyed one!

My ex husband does.And since i've got rid of him,I no longer own one.

No I'm afraid his sight has worsened. x

i have a giant one !

yeah, you wanna hire him? £30 for 30 mins.

No not personally but when I have encountered the poor little things I always found talc (touch and light caress) always makes them grow big and strong and ready for a more strenuous exercise regime

I am a midget, I have one eye, but no-one owns me!!

I AM THE ONE EYED MIDGET

AND NOBODY OWNS ME

the nearest anyone will get to owning me
is as notorious in the annals of yahoo answers
as moses going up a mountain and coming down with the 10 commandments

the one and only ownership anyone can claim on me
is my notorious lady friend who has and owns my heart



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