Do you own a one-eyed midget??!
Question: Yep & If your lucky i'll let you meet him. He's got great posture and always stands up straight for the ladies.
Answers: Yep & If your lucky i'll let you meet him. He's got great posture and always stands up straight for the ladies.
no a 3 eyed pigmy
two of them!!
Yes - if you rub his head he spits in your eye.
actually I own 3.
I don't own him...but I married the fella that is in charge of him
Yes my wife
I did until i learnt how to midget toss..
aha you have been sneaking a peek again NAUGHTY!! only he's not such a midget as you are fully aware hehehe xx
He's just popped up to say hello!
Oh no, he's just been sick...
Can't we skip the small talk?
No i dont that crue i gave mine a glass eye
No, I upgraded to a two eyed one!
My ex husband does.And since i've got rid of him,I no longer own one.
No I'm afraid his sight has worsened. x
i have a giant one !
yeah, you wanna hire him? £30 for 30 mins.
No not personally but when I have encountered the poor little things I always found talc (touch and light caress) always makes them grow big and strong and ready for a more strenuous exercise regime
I am a midget, I have one eye, but no-one owns me!!
I AM THE ONE EYED MIDGET
AND NOBODY OWNS ME
the nearest anyone will get to owning me
is as notorious in the annals of yahoo answers
as moses going up a mountain and coming down with the 10 commandments
the one and only ownership anyone can claim on me
is my notorious lady friend who has and owns my heart