What's the biggest of the big fat lies your parents told you?!
Question: P.S. Santa, the Easter Bunny, and other holiday mascot lies don't count.
Answers: P.S. Santa, the Easter Bunny, and other holiday mascot lies don't count.
The UPS truck picked up dead people.
They said Sex was bad!!
I asked them what divorce meant and they said they didn't know.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Religion.
More like what they didn't tell me... stupid crackheads!
the dentist is fun.
that if I cross my eyes a lot, they'll stay like that lol - that was one of the few they told me...they didn't really lie alot...
that if you put something hot in the fridge, the fridge would blow up
what retards
iloveyou
That I was a good singer!!!!!!!!
Mom taught me that if I worked hard and did my very best, everyone would reward me.
What a crock.......!!!
kissing got you pregnant. i remember i had my 1st kiss at 6 and i freaked out
that there were monsters in the air vents that ate the crayons i shoved down there, and that one day they would get too big and bust out and eat people. and i'm not joking, my parents are that sick. that's why i'm a compulsive liar now; normal life is too boring.
That I was a good kid!!!!!!!
they lied to me about someones death. the reasons were a secret for 20 years.
My father never really lied to me.
My mother told me appearences mattered and I should hang out with people "In the same area of life as I am" as in "be friends with people like you"
Bullshit. It's not true. She said that to me once and later she apologized and said she was PMSing. Sometimes I wonder.....
I've yet to grow hair on my palms
That I would never grow up and be responsible...ha, I showed them, wait maybe they were right. Crap....guess other than the Santa thing they were pretty truthful.
that "it" didn't matter
my parents told me eat my veggies so I would grow up and be big and strong and have hair on my chest...and guess what no hair..
My parents never lied to me...thumbs down if you want, but they aren't like that.
it would go on my permanent record.
I will be really successful when I grow up
The biggest fat lie......
lets see if this one's big ok.
My mother pretended to love me my whole life until my father died. Then I was lied to for the last 5 years of my life about how he died. Last night she told me the truth that it was medication she had given him.
Once my dad went to jail and my mom told me he was on vacation.
My mom told me that my stepdad was my biological father, she didn't want me to know that my father was a chid molesting basturd. I didn't know the truth until I was 15.
That they really loved us and each other...then they divorced.
being with girls is bad
That my uncle was out of town on for work....when actually he did abandon his family :(
haha....where do i start?? that they were 'bad' kids. my mum was the goodiest goody good ive ever known. sickening really.....and more like they what they didn't tell me....which resulted in me nearly blowing the microwave up....then 3 years later setting it on fire....then breaking a cast iron frying pan....