Why couldn't Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater keep the wife he had?!
Question: And why of all places would he put her in a Pumpkin shell? Have you seen the condition of those things after a week or so??
Answers: And why of all places would he put her in a Pumpkin shell? Have you seen the condition of those things after a week or so??
Because Jack Be Nimble, Jack Be Quick
because he wouldn't eat her pie!
He was too busy eating something else?
He wasn't GOOD ;-)
Maybe she got a better offer...
lol funny
He was a two-pump chump.
He ate the pumpkin that's how he kept her. The pumpkin is a symbol for something else. oops.
Ha ha ha....pretty funny. I always wondered the answer to this myself!
He was emotionally unavailable, so she had to go elsewhere to get her needs met.
cuz she was using him 2 get another guy
peter was secretly involved with humpty dumpty
peter couldn;'t make her into a pie,,
,, yeah they smell and look very lovely,,
1.He was obsessed with her!
2.He was jealous she would hook up with the easter bunny!
3.She got so fat she busted out of the shell and found she was really a lesbian!
D. all the above
because his stem was inadequate and she was unhappy!