Survey: What should you NEVER give a man for Valentine's Day?!


Question: STD's.


Answers: STD's.

male enhancement pills

A penis enlarger

Flowers (But you should never give a man flowers no matter what day it is)

A slap on the face

a manicure

A penis pump.

herpes

divorce papers

a heart on.........


his sleeve

An std!

NO SEX

something girly. Give him something he likes.

Herpes? lol

Sex lol

money

summons for a dna test

divorce papers!

Flowers

A "How to" sex guide. It kills our egos and renders us impotent for a week!

Tickets to some stupid ball game!

A photo of you and his best friend in bed together...

vacuum cleaner

divorce papers? but you should give him your box in a box! lol

All of these and a paid diner for valentines that will be kind of acurate.

Anything that isn't a bl0w job .

he should never give sloppy seconds away

the dirty dishes

Herpes

Umm, I guess a voucher for a back, sack, and crack waxing. Cuddly toy is right out, too. Phone number of one of your hot friends. Anything that might make him fart. Beer. Food. Anything to do with sport (Trust me, you don't need the competition). Slippers or cardigan. Anything electrical/gadgety.


In fact- just give him YOU. He'd be happy with that.

An appointment for a vasectomy...



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