Survey: What should you NEVER give a man for Valentine's Day?!
Question: STD's.
Answers: STD's.
male enhancement pills
A penis enlarger
Flowers (But you should never give a man flowers no matter what day it is)
A slap on the face
a manicure
A penis pump.
herpes
divorce papers
a heart on.........
his sleeve
An std!
NO SEX
something girly. Give him something he likes.
Herpes? lol
Sex lol
money
summons for a dna test
divorce papers!
Flowers
A "How to" sex guide. It kills our egos and renders us impotent for a week!
Tickets to some stupid ball game!
A photo of you and his best friend in bed together...
vacuum cleaner
divorce papers? but you should give him your box in a box! lol
All of these and a paid diner for valentines that will be kind of acurate.
Anything that isn't a bl0w job .
he should never give sloppy seconds away
the dirty dishes
Herpes
Umm, I guess a voucher for a back, sack, and crack waxing. Cuddly toy is right out, too. Phone number of one of your hot friends. Anything that might make him fart. Beer. Food. Anything to do with sport (Trust me, you don't need the competition). Slippers or cardigan. Anything electrical/gadgety.
In fact- just give him YOU. He'd be happy with that.
An appointment for a vasectomy...