The Adventures of Old Man Miller........?!


Question: After beating Miss Marple in the farting contest and succesfully stealing Old Man Moses's wooden leg, the jealousy of the other residents at Shady Oaks Nursing home was running rampant.
At every turn, Old Man Miller had to watch his back. He noticed he was getting less mashed potatoes at dinner and his orange juice tasted funny. That fat sonufabeeyatch Billy from the kitchen must be on the take from the rest of the jealous old geezers. How much were they paying him?
He had a plan, though.....tonight, when the last bedpan was emptied and the 3rd shift nurses had settled in for a night of eating and watching TV, he'd sneak into the kitchen.....

And?


Answers: After beating Miss Marple in the farting contest and succesfully stealing Old Man Moses's wooden leg, the jealousy of the other residents at Shady Oaks Nursing home was running rampant.
At every turn, Old Man Miller had to watch his back. He noticed he was getting less mashed potatoes at dinner and his orange juice tasted funny. That fat sonufabeeyatch Billy from the kitchen must be on the take from the rest of the jealous old geezers. How much were they paying him?
He had a plan, though.....tonight, when the last bedpan was emptied and the 3rd shift nurses had settled in for a night of eating and watching TV, he'd sneak into the kitchen.....

And?

Have his way with the potato salad that was to be served tomorrow at lunch.

Squeeze wet briefs into the morning oatmeal

How did you think up this story....you got way too much time on your hands man....

Pee in the coffee.

pour some alum into the coffee.

spread a little excrement around, lol Buk

and piss in the bottle on ensure

Accidently lock himself in the walk-in freezer...which makes his stolen ill-fitting dentures chatter incessantly...and his one good leg stiffen up...)

(Old Man Miller gets a little bit more confused as time goes by...)

Empty that full colostomy bag into Billy's Chef hat while wiping up the spillage with his apron.

Billy, with the bedpan, in the kitchen!

And hide the choppers and blenders so no food would be pureed that day! He shook his fist in the air and cried, "Let them sumbeeches suffer!"

He would sneak into the kitchen and put a large rat trap (already set) into Billy's mailbox, and when Billy reached into it in the morning--SNAP!

Make a meatloaf from all of the poo he's been stashing from those bedpans. It'll be the saturday surprise loaf they've all been waiting for.

Pour a big bottle of ex-lax into the soft ice cream machine. Good thing the nursing home just purchased a new case of adult pampers and mega rolls of Charmin toilet paper.

Cheers!

And put movicol and colostrol drops in the pear juice set up ready for breakfast. That'd show them all - especially the nurses on the morning shift whom he loathed with a deadly loathing since they had all applauded Mrs Marples' efforts and wouldn't let him touch their breasts.........

and take a big ol dump in the chocolate pudding...



I know BUK...its lame...but thats all I got at 5:30 am

booby trap the kitchen. First he would write Billy's name on the wall with a concoction of ketchup and corn syrup, trying to make it look like blood. Then he'd open all the bananas and toss the peelings onto the floor, then smooshing onto the windows. Next he opens up a few economy sized cans of tuna fish and empty the cans into the heat vents. Before leaving the kitchen he cuts the wires so that when Billy tries to turn the lights on in the kitchen he cannot, so he doesn't see the banana peels on the floor, slipping on them as he walked.

and Fck some sh!t up. I hope. I am pullin for old man Miller. I can't wait for the next installment

He would put a banana peel and some cooking oil at the entry way so that when Billy opens up for breakfast he will slide down and bust his *** when he is laying there he will look over and taped to the wall will be a shrunken head and a warning that someone is watching you and the taters better be piled high and the juice better be fresh or else.

Spit and piss in all of the next mornings breakfast preperations..lmao...

He put laxatives in the food set aside for morning breakfast. Can you imagine that?

Sorry Buk! All I can say is I got nothing but it seems you've brought out A LOT of creativity in everyone else!! Have a great day & keep me laughing!!

STAB him with a spatcula...but little does he know that Miss Marple is watching him... She was suspicious of him as she sensed his awareness of the rampant jealousy and his intolerance of it... So she followed him at night. She catches him and then sneaks away... Then she threatens him privately and demands a re-do of the farting contest in public...and demands that he LOSE ON PURPOSE.

i would answer your question however it would seem you are lacking one



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