When you are in the office and you are trying to staple.....?!


Question: ....your co-worker's tongue to the roof of his mouth in order to keep him from talking, is the reverse headlock a good enough hold to provide the leverage needed perform this necessary task?


Answers: ....your co-worker's tongue to the roof of his mouth in order to keep him from talking, is the reverse headlock a good enough hold to provide the leverage needed perform this necessary task?

First you tell him.

"Hey how big was you Bonus check?" and when his jaw drops. You ram that stapler in his mouth. Then you do
your evil laugh "Ha, Ha, Ha, ha! You don't know how long I've been waiting for this day"

Then you walk off whistling like nothing ever happened.

lol, give it a try. hehehe

you lose me in all of your fancy pants words

I have found slamming them to the floor sitting on their chest with knees on shoulders works for me....
Peace.

I usually dose them with enough Valium for a good chemical restraint first.

only if you donkey punch them first

Oh my yes

I find pushing them down so they are on their knees between your legs and facing out, and wrapping one leg around his throat and pinching his nose so he HAS to open his mouth to breathe...and getting another coworker to do the stapling while you hold said jabber jaw still

is the best way to go about it.

Yes, but I perfer body slamming them with a good knee to the throat. When they gasp for air and open their mouth, it's easier to get the stapler in.

You will get decent leverage from that position, however you may want to call in another co-worker to hold his legs steady. He may squirm.

1. slam his head in a drawer. 2. perform said staple task. 3. sleep with his wife. oly out.

Just pile drive them so that you knock them out first.

You need an assistant to help......that or alot of rubber bands.

Pile driver. That will shut him up for about three hours (for a lifetime if you don't fake it correctly). Then, force his jaw open with a dirty 6" spiked heel and staple away.

Use the "reverse" knob on the "jaws of life" tool...

good technique however I think suger glue to the roof of mouth and to lips will get you less sound

I prefer a stiff knee to the face.

I always make sure I have a roll of duct tape handy. Tape them to the floor, chair or even the wall.

Just use the Taser gun. It's a lot easier.

Since I am a woman...I have found that if I knock the person out cold.... than I have a much better time of it...

you can always use duct tape and tape them in the position needed to get the project done correctly with the first attempt. Any other attempts would be more difficult in my opinion.

that works too Buk....but I just slam their heads to the desk and staple their tongues to it...just an FYI but you need the heavy duty staples for that...

Should work but if not, you could always use the tried and true method of first hitting him on the head to allow yourself to complete your task without his attempts to fend you off

Just taze him!

You just gave me a great idea Buk! Now why didn't I think of the reverse headlock?!

i don't know about the leverage stuff.....

........but i would love to try that on the Judass.....

Aw hell just put him in the sleeper hold and in about 2 mins..You can do whatever you like..lol..

That depends on how strong your victim, er....co-worker is. You might have to tie them up or seek help with this adventure, er....endeavor.

I bide my time. When I see he's about to sit down in his chair, I pull the chair out form under him. As he falls onto his back, I make sure he goes all the way down. In one swift movement, I straddle his neck and chest. As his mouth opens to protest..cha-chunk goes the stapler and voila! Quietness for a while until he figures out where I hid his staple remover.

Whoahoooo...that's laugh. I wish I could do that when they come to me for help, too.

huh.... I dunno.... I'll get back to you on that.

*** EDIT ***

Yes - it seems to work well for me. But - first gluing his rear to the floor would have prevented me from having to run afterward.



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